Kouja no Senshi Ch 19 29

Kouja no Senshi
Chapter 19: Return of the Jedi Arc
Act 29: Escape from Jabba

(OP: Moon Pride by Momorio Clover Z)

Narrator: Previously on Kouja no Senshi...

C-3PO: (worried) You will therefore be taken to the Dune Sea and cast into the pit of Carkoon, the nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlacc.

Bloo: (sweatdrops) Okay, now we panic.

Han: (to Luke) Doesn't sound so bad.

C-3PO: In his belly, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering, as you are slowly digested over a thousand years.

Nousagi: Wait. You two know something...(shows the tester) about this, don't you?

Welch: Uh...

Spike Wolf: Unless ya want to be eaten OR have some food for us, mostly me at least, we ain't telling you nothing.

Nousagi: (frowns) Ungh, just like when we first met.

The rabbit groaned, following the others as he pondered.

Nousagi: What could it mean, though?

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Later that day, at the Dune Sea, a heard of wild banthas trecked across the dunes while a huge ship sailed through the desert accompanied by a few smaller skiffs. Inside the ship, most of the people with Toot were eating, drinking, and partying. All while the chained ones watched their friends in some of the skiffs. Back outside, Han, in one of them, looked as he spoke.

Han: I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark blur, I see a big light blur.

Inuyasha: Peh! There's nothing to see here.

Luke: Inuyasha's right. I used to live here, you know.

Han: You're gonna die here, you know. Convenient.

Peter: (pauses) I think I smell new folks with us. (sniffs) Or was it just me?

Sailor Venus: SHHH! Just stick close to Chewie and Lando. We've taken care of everything.

Spike Wolf: (dryly) Oh...great!

Miss Calamity nodded, showing what seemed to be a familiar looking stop watch.

Miss Calamity: And besides, I got my part taken care of.

Bowser Jr.: (notices) Hey, isn't that the watch I got from that comic ad-

Most: SHHH!!

As the group flew over a sand dune,a man named Waldo pops out grinning.

Waldo: Still can't find me.

Inside the observation deck, Jabba grinned, licking his lips.

Jabba: Ha-ha-ha. *Soon you will learn to appreciate me.*

Bloo: Meh, you're probably gay.

He was hit by the giant worm alien.

Bloo: Ow.

The rabbit plush, held by the ears by Scarlett, sighed.

Harvey: (sweatdrops) And THAT is why Bloo is pretty stupid.

The Animatronics, watching, looks on worried.

Bonnie: (quietly) They're going to scrap us when this is over.

Foxy: (quietly) Aye. We be needing to abandon ship.

Freddy: (quietly) Calm down, guys. We were able to get through stuff like this like with Scott Cawthon.

Harvey: Eh, I blame the unpleasable fanbase like I do with Sonic's fanbase.

With 3PO, he wandered around a bit, though he accidentally bumpe to a familiar astro droid, whom beeped and whistled angrily.

C-3PO: Oh, I'm terribly sor...(notices) R2! What are you doing here?

Artoo beeped a quick reply.

C-3PO: Well, I can see you're serving drinks, but this place is dangerous. They're going to execute Master Luke and, if we're not careful, us too!

Artoo whistled a singsong response.

C-3PO: Hmm. I wish I had your confidence.

Not too far, the familiar boys in chain collars sighed a bit.

Phineas: In hindsight, I think helping Jabba a bit with the ship that time was probably not such a good idea, Ferb.

Ferb nodded a bit. Outside the ship, the skiffs and ship arrived as the bands were released and Peter looking confused.

Peter: What's going on?

Vultureman: Caw, we just got to the Sarlacc pit.

Peter: What's that?

Chris: It's this disgusting, horrible creature that's worse than anything you could ever imagine.

Then, out came a growling worm-looking creature, hissing loudly.

Courage: AHHHHH!

Fredbear: Ick! Looks like Scott Cawthon's stomach!

Bowser Jr.: Or a badly drawn tapeworm in Larry's belly.

Mr. Bump: Or both.

C-3PO's Voice: (on loudspeakers) Victims of the almighty Sarlacc!

The group looked up while at the ship, C-3PO held the mic with Jabba looking as was the captives, some of the females with Leia forced into skimpy outfits as well.

C-3PO: His Excellency hopes that you will die honorably. But should any of you wish to beg for mercy, the great Jabba the Hutt will now listen to your pleas.

Vultureman: (kneeling) Oh please don't kill us!!

Peter: (kneeling) Yeah! We won't do it again, honest!!

Mr. Nervous: (kneeling) We'll be good, mister! We was just fooling around, is all!

Alphys sighed, shaking her head.

Alphys: Cowards.

Han: (glares) Threepio, you tell that slimy piece of...worm-ridden filth he'll get no such pleasure from us. Right?

Chewie growled in agreement. However, the plank was out as Luke and Snake glared.

Luke: Jabba! This is your last chance!

Snake: Free usss or die!!

Jabba and his crew only laughed while an ostrich laughed as well.

Ostrich: Ha-ha.

Undyne: (glares) Yeah, and here's what I think of you.

She showed her hand, flipping where Jabba was.

Undyne: Here's your stupid reply!

Jabba growled a bit angrily.

Jabba: *Move them into position.*

Luke was forced to the edge of the pit a bit with Snake following.

Welch: Ya better know what ye is doing!

As suspenseful music was heard, the half demon and boy looked at the disguised ones, nodding as he nodded to his friends with the girls doing the same to Digit, whom nodded to the captive, with the captives nodding to the hidden Papyrus, whom nodded to Jabba, whom nodded back. They kept nodding to one another, including a baseball player as of Boba Fett, the Sarlacc, and a tuba player. As they kept nodding, a clip of Judge Smails from Caddyshack glanced.

Smails: Well, we're waiting!

At that moment, R2's compartment opened, showing the sabers and weapons.

Jabba: Mila Kunis *Put them in.*

As the two were shoved, Sailor Mars shouted.

Sailor Mars: NOW!!

Then, Luke and Snake jumped off the plank, much to the delight of the evil villains.

Digit: Catch!

R2-D2 threw the lightsabers in the air as the two grabbed the end of the plank, then jumped up and grabbed one of the sabers, activating it and cutting the bonds off of everyone that was captive. The others quickly grabbed their weapons as soon as they were freed. With that, the Jedi attacked the guards, sending them into the sandworm. The disguised ones then struggled with more guards at the back of the skiff while inside the barge, Jabba gasped while everyone inside made an uproar.

Guardromon: YOUR ASSES ARE BUTT, FATSO! OOOOH!

Chewbacca, Brian, and the ponies with the help of Benson and Muscle Man quickly knocked the guards down to the mouth of the worm while Sailor Jupiter started undoing the Imaginary Friends' bonds.

Sailor Jupiter: Take it easy, guys.

At that moment, the deck gunmen blasted to the skiffs, making Peter fall on the floor and hit his head, causing his eyes to painfully open.

Peter: AHHHH!! My eyes!

Chris: (annoyed) You're okay, dad! God!

Lando was tossed from the deck of the rocking skiff as he quickly grabbed to the rope and dangled desperately above the pit.

Lando: AHHH! Help me! Someone help!

Duncan: Hang on, you damn whiner!

With Boba, he glared as he used his jet pack to hover toward the skiff. Boba then landed on the skiff and aimed his blaster toward the heroes, who have freed Han and the others from their bonds.

Brian: Guys, look out!

Owen: Boba's right behind you!!

Peter: Okays, when I gives 'de signal, we git 'im.

Mr. Tickle: Right-o!

More suspenseful music was heard before the team, minus Vultureman, whom was not nearby, nodded to each other.

Vultureman: Okay, that does it. They're taking too long.

Quickly, Vultureman spinned around and cut his gun in half. Immediately, the skiff took another hit from the barge's deck guns as Bowser Jr.jumped to the opened barge window. The non-Jedi were thrown against the rail.

Bowser Jr.: Ow! Son of a bitch!

Non-Jedi: Ahhh!

Wilt: Is everyone okay?

Maximus: Where's Chewie?

Chewie, wounded on the leg, roared in pain.

Eduardo: They is so mean!

As the Jedi were distracted, Boba fired a cable out of his armor sleeve. Instantly, Twilight was wrapped in a strong cable with her hooves pinned against the side and her horn freed from the wrist down.

Twilight: Gah!

Ben Mare: (gasps) Twiley!

Ben Mare quickly pulled the wire and broke it free. Twilight shrugged away the remaining cable on her as she glared.

Twilight: You jerk!

Just then, another hit was made as Boba was nearly it and knocked out.

Rarity: Barbarian!

The others were a little shaken, but remained standing as a fusillade bracketed them. The other skiff with guards fired at them. The Jedi, nodding, leapt toward the incoming skiff as they got on. Chewbacca, meanwhile, tried lifting himself as Chewbacca yelled the directions.

Brian: Just keep climbing!

Han searched the deck as he tried finding it.

Eduardo: Almost! You lost it! Go on! Almost there!

He then grabbed it.

Eduardo: You got it!

Boba, badly shakened, rose from the deck and looked at the other skiff, where the heroes were fighting the guards. Boba was about to point the weapon toward them.

Gwen: (noticws) Whoa! Boba's right behind you!

Han: Boba Fett?! Boba Fett?! Where?

He turned around blindly and the long spear in his hand whacked in the middle of Boba's pack.

Boba: Ahhhh!

He swung around and around, causing him to fly over the skiff like a missile, smashing against the side of the huge barge and sliding into the pit. He screamed as his armored body made its last flight passed Lando and directly into the mouth of the worm. It belched a bit.

Noah: Ewww, nasty.

Mr. Bump: (pauses) Wow, never thought I lived to see the day that Boba Fett screamed like a girl.

Inside, the Animatronics quickly freed themselves.

Bonnie: (yelps) Uh oh. Company coming!

Freddy: Okay, guys! Let's show these guys what we can do.

Foxy performs the Jumpscare, paralyzing their attackers while Freddy performs the Pizza Wheel, sending pizzas right at their attackers.

Chica: Good thing we kept our attackers from the FNAF World!

Inside the barge, the captives turned from the spectacle outside, leaping onto Jabba's thrown, but he grabbed Lois and Leia. However, before he could speak, a familiar voice spoke.

Papyrus' Voice: EXCUSE ME!!

He glanced, noticing the skeleton brothers out of hiding as the taller skeleton pointed.

Papyrus: (points) I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE, IS THAT YOUR SON OUT IN THE DESERT?

Jabba: (shocked) *My son's alive?!*

He dropped the two, looking out the window.

Jabba: *Where?*

Sans: now, guys.

With that, the prisoners quickly used the chains, choking the big fat worm alien as he screeched.

Jabba: *Somebody help me! I'm being choked to death!*

Papyrus: (realizes) AH! MY MISTAKE! IT'S JUST THE SARLACC.

Jabba: (choking) *Damn you, skeleton!!*

Leia: Guys, help us!

The brothers helped pull the chain violently in their grasp as Jabba was choking. His eyes bulged as his tongue flopped out. The tail spasmed through its death throws and slammed down as the snapping of the neck was finally heard. They sighed in relief.

Leia: That's for the outfit.

Lois: On the other hand, Peter would probably like this one.

Spike Wolf: Let's just free ourselves. I feel like I have been changed to ugly here for months!

Welch: Aye. Or frozen for months.

Leia: Come on, let's get out of these bondages.

Papyrus: AND I WILL HECKLE HATER! NYEH!

Outside, the Jedi and friends continued destroying the aliens on the guards' skiff as Han's group extended the spear downward to Lando, who was still dangling.

Mandy: Just grab it!

Lando: Lower!

Grim: We're trying!

A major hit from the barge deck guns knocked the skiff on its side. Everyone on board of that one almost slid overboard. The rope broke as Grim and Lando fell.

Both: Oof!

Then, the tentacle grabbed the two as they gasped while the others still held onto Han with Chewie holding onto the skiff for dear life.

Han: Whoa, whoa! Hold me, guys! I'm slipping!

The others slipped, but Chewbacca quickly grabbed Muscle Man, who was last in the line.

Maximus: Keep hanging to us!

Han then extended the spear toward Grim and Lando, who were clutching to the side of the pit.

Han: Grab it! Grim, Lando, grab!

Wander: (grins) Wow, you're doing good, Han.

Han: Hey, thanks! I hope my kids would do good as I did!

Muscle Man: (scoffs) One of them would probably turn to the dark side or something.

Han: Hey, I would've be dead if that day were to come!

Inside, Hater entered the place, looking peeved with bolts in hands.

Hater: Hey, Jabba! I got a message for you!

He glared at the dead worm, not noticing him dead.

Hater: No one tortures Wander...(snaps) BUT MEEEEEE!!

He furiously fired, blowing the remains of Jabba up.

Hater: Now where's Wander?

The Harvey Demons, still confused at the commotion, were ducking down.

Hase: Nein, not ze stick!

Hater: (anger mark) YOU IDIOTIC COWARDS!!

Arnab: (panics) NOT THE BOLTS! NOT THE BOLTS!!

Just then, before the bolts could hit the ducked ones, a click was heard before all of time stopped. After a moment, the demons' group opened their eyes, noticing Miss Calamity holding Scarlett's hand as she touched the role player's cloak as Miss Calamity held a familiar looking watch.

Miss Calamity: (looks back at them) You okay, guys?

Oryctolagus: (confused) You saved us...but why?

Justitia: And why is that watch-?

Miss Calamity: It's a long story involving Junior and Mr. Bump.

Scarlett: AND it's something we don't have time to listen to about right now!

The demons were snatched away quickly.

Arnab: Wait...hang on a second.

He snatched the laughing creature, placing him in their spot before they quickly moved away.

Arnab: Okay, now you can start it.

The time watch was clicked with time reactivated, causing the creature to screech in agony.

Hater: This will teach you to-(realizes) Huh? You're not the stupid rabbits!!

He was kicked down toward Peepers.

Both: Ungh!

Miss Calamity: You rabbit demons are lucky Wander's your friend or he wouldn't have asked me to get you guys.

Oryctolagus: (surprised) Wait...Wander's...our friend?

Miss Calamity: Well duh. He's the one who dethroned you back in the Mental World, remember?

Oryctolagus: (holds his head) Ungh...head hurting...I uh...

Scarlett: Maybe it's best we let Wander help him remember.

Miss Calamity: Good idea.

Outside, the Jedi finished off the last guard on the other skiff. They saw the deck guns blasting away at their helpless companions.

Numbah 1: Kids Next Door and allies: BATTLE STATIONS!

They charged and yelled as they headed to the Sail Barge. Barely able to hold on, they painfully climbed up the hull, when suddenly, an ax smashed through a window an inch from Chris' head. They grasped the wrist holding the ax and yanked the guard through the window and into the pit.

Guard: AHHH!

Undyne: Suck on that!

Danny: (fires blast) Sit on it, creeps!

Back with the others, Chewie was reaching over the rail for the dangling others, which Han and Peter blindly reached down toward the desperate Lando Grim. Lando stopped his slippage down the sandy slopes, but with the tentacle still on him.

Lando: Almost got it!

Han: Yes, you almost got it!

Another blast hit the front of the skiff, causing Lando to miss.

Lando: Hold it! Whoa!

Again, they extended the spear to him.

Han: Gently now. All...all right. Now easy...easy. Keep hanging on.

Grim then screamed as he now noticed the tentacle finally pulling him in.

Grim: AHHH!!

Billy: Grim, tear yourself apart! You'll be safer with one piece of you gone.

Grim: But it be my...uh..."bone that makes me sounds like a girl if I lose it"!

Billy: (confused) What?!

Mandy: (sighs) It's his crotch, stupid.

Billy: Ewww!

Han: Guys, give me the gun! And don't move, Lando!

Peter: Give me one too.

The guns were given to them.

Lando: No, wait!

Grim: (worried) Wait a minute, what are you doing?! I thought you were blind!

Peter: We are.

He fired, hitting Grim's leg.

Grim: Gah!

Peter: It's okay, though!

Then, his ankle was hit, making him groan.

Peter: Just hang on!

Then, his arm was hit.

Grim: Ow!

Then, his rear and legs were shot more as was his arms, making him yelp and scream.

Grim: (whining) You did that on purpose!

Han, meanwhile, aimed at the tongue.

Han: (grins) It's all right, trust me. Don't move.

Lando: (panics) All right! A little higher! Just a little higher!

The hunter adjusted his aim as Lando lowered his head. Han fired at the tentacle with a direct hit. The tentacle released Grim with Lando and Chewie started pulling everyone up.

Alphys: Pull us up!

Han: Come on! Okay...up, Chewie!

Back at the upper deck, the deck gunners spotted Chewbacca pulling the non-Jedi and friends up as they prepared to fire. Just then, the Jedi appeared, drawing their attention.

Rigby: Hey, losers! Over here!

Wander: (waves) Hi there.

The gunners barely reached for their pistols before the heroes quickly destroyed them. Immediately, they turned and saw two more gunners, who were uncovering a giant gun, rached for them, firing their guns.

Ash: Oh great.

Pikachu: Pika.

Inside the Observation Deck, the chained prisoners struggled as R2 and Digit came to them. Quickly, they broke the chains apart, freeing them.

Spike Wolf: Thank God!

Welch: Finally! What took ya!?

Peepers, groaning, reached for the cage holding Phobos and Deimos before Digit opened the cage, causing the crows to attack him.

Peepers: AHHHH! No, not the eye!!

Digit: Hey, you girls want some laser hair removal, while I'm at it?

Females: No thanks.

Digit: You sure?

Leia: Come on!

Lois: We gotta get out of here quickly!

The gang raced for the exit, passing 3PO, whom was kicking and screaming from the familiar creature, Salacious Crumb, picking on 3PO's eye.

C-3PO: Not my eyes! Artoo, help! Quickly, Artoo. Oh! Ohhh! You beast!

R2 zipped over, zapping Salacious whom screeched and crashed through the rafters.

Harvey: YES! Now let's set this place on fire!

Lovey-Dovey: Maybe if any remains! We got to get off this dump!

Bonnie's Voice: Can we take these guys with us?

The bunny pushes in what looks like familiar toy animatronics.

Digit: Gah! Toys Freddy through Chica and the Mangle!

Bonnie: Can we take them please?

Freddy: Well...consider how they helped us out FNAF World...aww, why the hell not?

Leia: What's with those rejects?

Digit: Sadly, it's a long story. It involves the box, trying to revive robots using what was in the box, and the creator breaking down. That's all you need to know.

Foxy: (realizes) Wait, where's Miss Calamity?

Lois: She isn't with you guys?

With Miss Calamity, she and her group arrived to the upper deck, watching the Jedi and friends warding off the lasers and gunfire.

Miss Calamity: Hoo boy. Better use the stop watch again.

The girl screamed, being hit by a club, causing the stop watch to be flung, landing near the edge of the deck.

Miss Calamity: (worried) What a calamity.

The Amazon Trio, meanwhile, struggled against Undyne with her spear trying to nearly go to one of their faces.

Undyne: Come on, you guys. Those circus guys treat you like crap. Why is it that you're so reluctant to even go AGAINST them?!

Fish Eyes: It's complicated. And we'll never get our humanity if we fail.

Undyne: So be a monster like me. (smirks) I mean in a literal sense, not the homicide and never give a crap sense.

Finally, up came the rest, with 3PO's eye dangling a bit.

Welch: (jumping) FREEDOOOOOOOM!!

Inuyasha: (notices) What the crap took you guys so long!?

Bowser Jr.: (notices) Nevermind that! My watch is about to be lost forever!

He darted off to the watch.

Luke: (to Leia) Get the gun! Point it at the deck!

As Leia, nodding, headed to the barge cannon, Wander watched as he saw the familiar dragon evading the guards, though yelped as he felt one of the horns piercing his paw.

Oryctolagus: AHHHH! MY HAND!! YOU DAMN FAT PIGS!!

Wander: (gasps) Ory! (darts to him) Don't worry! I'll get your memory back like I did with your brothers and Scarlett!

Sylvia: Wander, no!

However, Wander was sliding down from the fighting commencing as the dragon roared in pain with tears in his eyes.

Oryctolagus: (sniffs) It hurts! It hurts!

Wander grabbed his hand, snatching the tusk that remained in his hand.

Wander: Trust me, this hurts them more than it does you.

As he grunted, struggling to remove the tusk, the blue dragon groaned and felt his head with his good hand, grunting as he briefly saw the same image of Wander pulling the thorn from his paw, then Wander giving selfies of himself with his siblings, then the fight in Darthon, and finally, Wander hugging the dragon in Mr. Bump's mind, making him realize just as Wander pulled the tusk off.

Wander: (smiles) There you are. Hope you feel better, Ory.

Oryctolagus: Wander...(starts smiling/sheds tears) It IS you...

Wander happily hugged his friend a bit.

Wander: See, Syl? Who said that these demons CAN'T be befriended?

Sylvia: The same people who thought the Mt. Ebott monsters couldn't have been befriended.

As she said that, Peepers, whom wearily arrived, noticed and groaned in agony, falling face flat.

Peepers: (in agony) It gets worse.

Leia's group, meanwhile, turned toward the cannon, climbing on the platform and swiveled the gun around.

Luke: Point it at the deck!

Just then, a few of the friends were hit, causing them to scream in pain while Luke's mechanical hand was hit by a laser blast.

Luke: AGH!

Rigby: (in pain) Dude, what the hell!!

Finally, the sabers were swung, taking out the last of the guards. Luke looked at his hand, then moved it a bit.

Alphys: How's your hand?

Luke: Still workable.

Alphys: Oh dear. It looks badly scarred. We'll have to fix you up once we get you to Corusant so I can find the tools I need.

Mordecai: I thought Toriel and Asgore fired you as scientist.

Alphys: (annoyed) Dr. Light gave me a job, remember?

Muscle Man: Let's get out of here before we're fried AND killed!

As he said that, Peepers yelped in fear, quickly darting off.

Peepers: HATER! We gotta go!!

Near the rail of the upper deck, the androids ready themselves as 3PO prepared to jump with R2 beeping wildly.

C-3PO: R2, where are we going? I couldn't possibly jump!

However, R2 headbutted his companion, causing 3PO to scream.

Bonnie: Women and bots first!

Robots: (jumps) SITTING BULL!!

The Jedi ran along the empty deck toward Leia's group with the gun, pointing it down to the deck.

Sailor Jupiter: COME ON!

Sailor Venus: Let's go!

Fish Eyes: Wait, what about-

However, the Amazon Trio and Harvey Demons with Scarlett were grabbed, forced to swing on one of the ropes.

Papyrus: WE WILL DEAL WITH YOU BEING OUR FRIENDS WHEN WE GET OUT OF HERE.

They swung while Luke waited on the last rope from the mast. He gathered the others in the other arm and kicked the trigger of the deck gun, blasting it. Then, it exploded in the deck as they swung toward the skiffs. The others panted while they made it in.

Inuyasha: Finally!

Chewie helped Lando and Grim on the deck with Han panting.

Luke: Let's go, and don't forget the droids.

Grim: Fine.

Lando: We're on our way.

Wander: (gasps) Wait, Hater and Peepers were still in-

Hater was heard screaming as he and Peepers were flown high in the sky, screaming in agony before they disappeared from sight.

Wander: (sighs) Good, they're still alive and good thing the Watchdogs weren't there or they'd be dead like Jabba and the others.

Phineas: Still, I'm gonna miss Tatooine. Ferb and I lived here after all.

Undyne: (confused) Wait, that's not what I remembered about you.

June: Trust us, just go with it.

The barge fully exploded in stages, taking the corpses with them as half of the huge craft was on fire. All while the robots' legs stuck straight up from the dunes they landed in. The skiffs floated above them and the electromagnets dangled down on the wire. With a loud clang, they were pulled from the sand. As the ship continued to burn, a ferocious sandstorm blocked their view while the skiffs came to the landing area. Then, through the roar, the heroes cheered as they got to the landing area.

Rigby: Oooooooh! We took those things down! UNGH! (wincing) Ow. Those lasers really hurt.

Mr. Bump: Yeah! We won! (pause) Feel bad about Boba though.

Ahsoka: (scoffs) Relax. If the Clone Wars can't kill him, I doubt time in the Sarlaac would.

Welch: Aye. Be glad we all had his autograph before he died.

The smoking items with Boba Fett's names on them were shown.

Some: Worth it!

Nousagi, meanwhile, glanced at Spike, Welch, Wander, and Sylvia.

Sylvia: What's he looking at us for?

Spike Wolf: He found that pregnancy test that woman threw away.

Wander: (blinks) "Preg-nan-cy?" What's that?

Sylvia: (sweatdrop) I think in layman's terms..."when ladies are getting kids".

Welch: Aye. Remember that tester we found back at the stadium where Pinky blew up Las Vegas at that time?

Wander: (realizes) Oh yeah. The one Scarlett was secretly throwing away-

Quickly, Sylvia hushed Wander, looking at Scarlett, whom was wincing from the injuries Alphys was tending to, away from their hearing range.

Sylvia: It was bad enough Scarlett gets embarrassed, but to have her die with the kid and get reborn with no memory and no pregnancy to-

Nousagi: Wait, wait, wait! Pregnancy?! Scarlett's pregnant?!

Welch: Uh long story short, rabbit, she and the unborn died, she got revived due to this Count Bleck an' lost most memories of her past 'til Wander gave ya both that necklace.

Harvey: (pause) So what does that make me? A rabbit's uncle?

Wander: It worked for Ruby, didn't it?

Harvey: (shocked) Wait, are you telling me that Ruby, that girl I met back at Crystal Tokyo's world...(points to Nousagi) is HIS daughter?!

Mr. Nervous: (shocked) WHAAAAAT?! She's the daughter of the horrible wizard pedophile?!

He finally fainted.

Bowser Jr.: (dryly) Good grief.

Nousagi: Wait just a minute. (stunned) I have a daughter?!

Sylvia: Long story.

Mr. Bump: And it's really sad too.

Fredbear: Tell me about it. Those poor guys...

The others glances at the Toy Animatronics still down.

Twilight: No worries. Just some repairs and a change in their behavior and they will be right as rain.

All while with Han, he with the crew were talking to one another.

Han: I don't know. All I can see is a lot of blowing sand!

Leia: That's all any of us can see.

He blinked a bit.

Han: Then I guess I'm getting better.

Isabella: At least we don't have to come here anymore.

Phineas: I'd pick up mom and dad, but their email told us that they were going to a planet we never heard of. End-something.

They came to the Falcon and as soon as the went under the bulk, the wind died down to a huge weather condition while Delete hit the switch, making the gang-plank lower.

Han: (to Luke) I've got to hand it to you, kid, you were pretty good out there.

Luke: (shrugs) I had a lot of help. Think nothing of it.

Han: No, I'm thinking a lot about it. That carbon freeze was the closest thing to dead there is. And it wasn't just sleepin'. It was a big wide awake nothing!

Phobos and Deimos nodded with Shirly, Courage, Diana, Luna, and Artemis, the latter three arriving, looking seriously. Chewie growled affectionately at Luke, ruffling his hair a bit while Leia warmly hugged them.

Luna: Is everyone okay?

Courage: (nods) Uh-huh. And uh...listen, can you um...

The Trio were reluctant as Hawk Eyes glanced.

Hawk Eyes: If you plan to take us prisoner, we'll compromise.

Tiger Eyes: After learning about that whole mess, it's making us question our loyalty and such.

Riku: (nods) It's understandable. I began questioning when I was brought to the dark side as well.

Mr. Bump: Okay, give us your pants and...

Bowser Jr.: Enough about the pants!

Mr. Bump: Come on, Ice Wolf needs a pair.

Luke: (walks to his ship) I'll see you back at the fleet.

Han: Why don't you leave that crate and come with us?

Luke: I have a promise I have to keep first...to an old friend.

Wander: AND we got the rest of our friends' memories to restore as well.

Sylvia: I don't know. Are you sure you WANT to take Scarlett and the demons with us? After all the hell they put us through?

Wander: But that's what friends do.

Shirly: After all, they need to know both sides like Courage and I did.

Muscle Man: So wait, dog. What are you talking about?

Shirly: (sighs) Courage and I are actually from the timeline Minimus died. And well...it's a long story on how we still retained those memories while gaining the newer ones.

Courage: We'll talk about it when we reach his place.

Finally, most left to their spacecraft, leaving Peter with Lois, Brian, Lando, Leia, 3PO, the reluctant Han whom glanced at Lando, and the Amazon Trio.

Han: Guess I owe you some thanks, too, Lando.

Lando: Figured if I left you frozen like that you'd just give me bad luck the rest of my life, so I might as well get you unfrozen sooner or later.

Leia: He means "You're welcome."

Lando: Come on, let's get off this miserable dust ball.

(ED: Asue no Yuuki by Keiko Yoshinari)