Kouja no Senshi Ch 19 30

Kouja no Senshi
Chapter 19: Return of the Jedi Arc
Act 30: Courage's Tale & A Friend's Passing

(OP: Moon Pride by Momorio Clover Z)

Narrator: Previously on Kouja no Senshi...

Harvey: (shocked) Wait, are you telling me that Ruby, that girl I met back at Crystal Tokyo's world...(points to Nousagi) is HIS daughter?!

Mr. Nervous: (shocked) WHAAAAAT?! She's the daughter of the horrible wizard pedophile?!

He finally fainted.

Bowser Jr.: (dryly) Good grief.

Nousagi: Wait just a minute. (stunned) I have a daughter?!

Han: Then I guess I'm getting better.

Isabella: At least we don't have to come here anymore.

Phineas: I'd pick up mom and dad, but their email told us that they were going to a planet we never heard of. End-something.

Luke: (walks to his ship) I'll see you back at the fleet.

Han: Why don't you leave that crate and come with us?

Luke: I have a promise I have to keep first...to an old friend.

Wander: AND we got the rest of our friends' memories to restore as well.

Sylvia: I don't know. Are you sure you WANT to take Scarlett and the demons with us? After all the hell they put us through?

Wander: But that's what friends do.

Shirly: After all, they need to know both sides like Courage and I did.

Muscle Man: So wait, dog. What are you talking about?

Shirly: (sighs) Courage and I are actually from the timeline Minimus died. And well...it's a long story on how we still retained those memories while gaining the newer ones.

Courage: We'll talk about it when we reach his place.

Finally, most left to their spacecraft, leaving Peter with Lois, Brian, Lando, Leia, 3PO, the reluctant Han whom glanced at Lando, and the Amazon Trio.

Han: Guess I owe you some thanks, too, Lando.

Lando: Figured if I left you frozen like that you'd just give me bad luck the rest of my life, so I might as well get you unfrozen sooner or later.

Leia: He means "You're welcome."

Lando: Come on, let's get off this miserable dust ball.

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In the desert, Hater and Peepers coughed some sand, arriving to where the familiar ship was, grunting before the sunburned two flopped to the tongue of the ship, then were pulled inside before it flew off.

Hater's Voice: If anyone asks, the Trio and the demons are dead.

Peepers' Voice: Noted, sir.

Out in space, as the Falcon went in one direction with the other ships heading to another. As Luke was putting on a glove, Chris was talking on the radio.

Peter's Voice: Hello?

Chris: Okay, so I'm going to the Dagobah system-

Peter's Voice: You gotta speak up.

Chris: (louder) I'm going to the Dagobah system!

Peter's Voice: I still can't hear you.

Chris: (shouts) I SAID I'M GOING-

Peter's Voice: Psyche! It's a machine! I got you! He-he-he-he.

He mimicked space lasers shooting out.

Peter's Voice: You've reached Peter Griffin. Please leave a message after the blorp.

The blorp was heard before Chris sighed, hanging up as Luke was talking in another communicator.

Luke: We'll meet you back at the fleet.

Leia's Voice: Hurry. The Alliance should be assembled by now.

Luke: (nods) I will.

Han's Voice: Hey, Luke, thanks. Thanks for comin' after me. Now I owe you one.

R2 began beeping with Luke looking at the monitor showing the astro droid in front of him.

Luke: (nods) That's right, R2. We're going to the Dagobah system. I have a promise to keep...to an old friend.

Wander: And I have a promise of getting everyone's memories to keep for my friends. Hotaru especially once I find her.

Rigby: I don't know. Don't you think that the Crystal Star would have limits on who gets what memories?

Sylvia: More importantly, we got any of those Chips Ahoy! left?

Muscle Man: No, those are all gone.

Digit: Uh yeah. None left.

Justitia: (glares) Hmmmm....

Just then, they heard wrapping noises before turning, looking at Digit, whom looked meekly.

Digit: What?

They turned away before hearing more wrapping noises.

Some: Huh?

They turned, noticing Digit having nothing before turning away. Just then, a cookie crunching noise was heard with the mutant and blindfolded rabbit shouting and pointing at the cy-boid.

Both: AHA!!

Vultureman quickly turned the ship upside down, forcing Digit to yelp as the cookies spilled out of the ship.

Digit: AHHH!!

He turned it right side up with the bird mutant glaring.

Chris: Well, now nobody gets them.

Vultureman: Caw, jerk!

Back at the Death Star 2, near a living planet, several ships rested in space as some TIE fighters escorted na Imperial Shuttle toward it. Inside, as the villains strided down the halls with three cloaked figures following, the foes entered the docking bay. Inside, many troopers filled up the bay as the villains walked to where the shuttle rested just as one Trooper quickly ran and headed to position.

Random Trooper: Sorry, sorry!! Sorry! Sorry!!

When they stopped, Vader bowed, motioning the villains to do the same before it opened up. Then, after the ones inside came out, out came the familiar emperor, looking seriously to them.

Palpatine: Arise, my friends.

They rose up.

Roger: Great to see you! Hey, this is Jeremy.

He pointed to a cancer patient on a wheelchair.

Roger: He's from You know, he's from the program, and he wants to meet you.

Palpatine: (grins awkwardly) Well, hey, Jeremy! How do you like the Death Star so far?

Jeremy: Good.

Palpatine: Delightful! You gotta come back next year, when it's done.

He looked worried as a few groaned.

CereCere: (awkwardly/sweatdrops) Oh! (pulls him away) Okay, we're gonna move on now.

Finally, they moved away as the Emperor frowned to the fat fox.

Palpatine: (glares) If you ever do that to me again, l swear to God-

Pinky: Ah know! Ah know! Nobody told me. They's kinda just dropped him on me at the last minute.

Cajun: Yeah! I couldn't say no, man.

Max: Right, neither can I, Palpatine. (pause) Wait, Sidious? What name are you using again?

Palpatine: In the Sith, it matters not.

As they continued walking down, the fat boy looked worried.

Zirconia: So, I think you'll be happy when Vader tells you the news.

Darth Vader: Yes. The Death Star will be completed on schedule.

Palpatine: You have done well, Lord Vader. And now I sense you wish to continue your search for young Skywalker and his friends.

Darth Vader: Yes, my Master.

Palpatine: Patience, my friend. In time he will seek you out. And when he does, you must bring him before me. He has grown strong. Only together can we turn him to the dark side of the Force.

Darth Vader: As you wish.

Palpatine: Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen. He-he-he-he.

Roger: There is one thing, though, and I'm sorry about this, but your room's not ready till 4:00. So feel free to use our business center, or enjoy the pool.

JunJun: (looking charred) Uh I recommend NOT using the pool because of earlier.

(Flashback)

At the pool, Dr. Marcel was lying on a pool mattress while JunJun and VesVes were shoving water at each other, much to the man's annoyance. Then, he was splashed a bit.

Dr. Marcel: Stop it. (glares) Knock it off. (yelping) Now-cu-cut it out! Stop it!

He then used his taser gun, firing and quickly electricuting the two in the pool before they splashed face down in the pool, looking blackened and charred.

Dr. Marcel: (lying down) I deserve to relax, too.

(End Flashback)

Meanwhile, at Dagobah, R2 looked around at the swamp, waiting for everyone while beeping randomly. Inside the familiar tree, Shirly held the familiar star Mordecai had earlier as she lead the ones not in Dagobah earlier to it.

Shirly: Here we are...I believe the Crystal Star of Mordecai's is guiding all of us here for a reason.

Courage: (worried) What if it traumatizes some of our friends and such like what we saw with OUR Snake and Ling Ling did?

Freeman: (frowns) What the hell are you talking about?

Shirly and Courage watched the Crystal Star glowing before the NPC looked a bit reluctant. However, Scarlett, despite confused, slowly pulled him inside before the tree closed. After a few moments, the dogs touching the star winced as the star glowed around everyone that was inside.

Benson: Agh, what's happening?!

Toriel and Asgore, the goat ex-couple, winced as well as everthing within the tree flashed. When they opened their eyes, Lilli looked confused.

Lilli: Huh? What is this place and why are we near the dumpster?

Shirly: (seriously) THIS is our story...

She pointed to the vision starting as Courage was seen looking at the dumpster, sighing a bit.

Past Courage: Oooooh, this is terrible. Minimus is dead, a lot of our friends died in Stuttgart, Phage Day destroyed our holidays, we lost a chance on new friends...even some of the animal guradians died. (sighs) And Shirly and I are the only ones left.

Scooby looked confused a bit before the familiar past medium approached.

Past Shirly: How are you hanging?

Past Courage: (sighs) Only one day at a time...but I'm just as heartbroken as Ling Ling. Minimus was our friend and ever since he died, things got worse.

He sighed a bit.

Past Courage: I can't believe we got rid of our digivices. Even Spike and Welch probably-

The past medium, however, looked seriously before covering his mouth.

Past Shirly: Wait. Courage, you mentioned Spike and Welch at the funeral?

He nodded, looking confused.

Past Shirly: The wolf and fox were never there...which means...

She looked at one of the dump mounds before something shiny caught her eyes.

Past Shirly: That's it!

She darted to the dump with Courage gasping.

Past Courage: Shirly, wait!!

He followed her to the dump with the medium quickly digging.

Past Shirly: (wincing) Please be around. Please don't be-

She then felt something, gasping before she pulled out two familiar-looking items, with only one crack each on the small monitors, shocking the past Courage and a few present ones that remembered.

Past Courage: (shocked) Spike and Welch's digivices!

Past Shirly: Yes! Then there's STILL hope.

She rose one of the devices, though nothing happened.

Past Shirly: What? What is wrong with this contraption?

Past Courage: Oooooh! (hits one) Come on! Come on! Work-

Just then, the two devices began sparking a bit, making the two gasp before they winced, screaming as the two instantly vanish in a flash. After a few moments, the familiar dog and medium were lying on the ground as two familiar voices spoke.

Familiar Voice: Hey, dogs! Ya look like road kill lying like that.

Familiar Irish Voice: Aye. Is ye dying or something?

The two winced a bit before opening their eyes. To their notice, they saw Spike and Welch, both glancing, with the gray wolf eating some candy from his bag while Undyne, Alphys, Papyrus, and Sans looked concerned.

Past Undyne: Man, we were just talking about what restaurant we were about to go to, then these jokers showed up to try to rob us when you both kind of crash.

Past Alphys: Are you okay?

Past Spike Wolf: (quickly) Uh we weren't about to do so!

Past Papyrus: (shouting) HEY DOGS! ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!

Past Courage: (gasps) Spike and Welch!! You're alive?!

As Welch spoke, the fox prepared to reach into Sans' pocket.

Past Welch: (frowns) Of course we is alive. Did ya go brain dead or something?

Just then, the fox became blue a bit, causing Sans, opening one eye which glowed blue, to toss him up via telekenesis, then dangle him to walls, which he crashed to.

Past Welch: Agh! Ow!!

He finally crashed on top of Spike.

Both: UNGH!

Past Shirly: (sighs) Thank goodness you're alive.

Past Courage: (realizes) Wait...what day is it today? It's Christmas Eve, right?

Past Sans: nope. today is the 29th of this month.

The calendar was shown to them as the two gasped in surprise.

Past Shirly: (realizes) Oh god! That's the day Minimus died!

At that moment, the eight heard a screech noise, noticing a personless car zooming around.

Past Courage: (panics) OOOOOOH!!

Past Undyne: Why's there no one on the car?

Past Shirly: Because it's GOING to kill Minimus!!

The car zoomed toward the eight that noticed, causing them to jump upward, despite Spike and Welch snatched. When it almost passed the area, the eight landed behind, struggling to reach the front.

Past Alphys: (worried) Yipes! That car is serious business!

The eight yelped with six of them screaming in fear, Sans glancing, and Papyrus, on the other hand, laughing with joy as they zoomed.

Past Papyrus: THIS IS FUN. I ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE IF I CAN GO AROUND BY POSSESSED CAR. NYEH-HE-HE-HE-HE!!

Past Shirly: (angrily) You choose NOW to act like that?!

The Undyne of the past, however, looked confused as she heard voices from up ahead.

Past Undyne: What the heck? Is it really trying to kill everyone?

At that moment, the dogs heard, to their horror, Ling Ling's screams before two hits were heard. When the eight looked up, they saw, to their horror, the familiar two flying over them before landing behind them.

Past Sans: damn, that's not good.

Past Courage: (worried) NOOOOOOO!!!

Past Undyne: (growls) Okay, that does it! We're killing that stupid thing now!!

She jumped to the front, crashing through the window as she struggled with the wheel. The car, trying to drive, wobbled a bit before the doors were forced open with the seven jumping inside.

Past Welch: (glares) All right, now tell us what's going on!? What did that thing do to your rat and reptile friends?

Past Courage: I think that was OUR Snake and Ling Ling and they died instead of Minimus.

Past Alphys: (shocked) Minimus is dead!?

Past Shirly: (takes a scroll out) We'll explain when we're safe! Right now, I need a clear shot at the wheel, Undyne!

Finally, she moved as the dog spoke.

Past Shirly: Please let Mars' talisman work. (shouts) AKURO TAISAN!!

The talisman hit the wheel, causing a familiar voice to screech in agony, shocking the dogs, wolf, and fox.

Four: (shocked) Hackman?!

Finally, out came the screaming spirit whom vanished before the car headed to the docks.

Past Courage: AHHHHHH!! JUMP!!

Quickly, the eight jumped out just as the car zoomed out of the docks, then landed in the ocean waters.

Past Courage: (sighs) That was close.

Shirly then took out her crystal ball, then showed the familiar scene of Minimus looking saddened at the Snake and Ling Ling dying and disappearing, stunning her.

Past Shirly: Th...those ARE our Snake and Ling Ling. They must've gone to the past as well in a different way.

Past Courage: Oh no...they're disappearing AND dying.

The six looked at the ball with the vision just as the alternate Snake and Ling Ling disappeared.

Past Courage: But...why aren't Shirly and I disappearing?

Past Shirly: (realizes) It must've been those digivices we found. When the cracked devices flashed, both of our minds and souls fused with the ones in the past.

Past Spike Wolf: So wait, you're telling us you guys were in the future and now you're back?

Past Undyne: Sounds pretty cool. What happened?

Past Courage: (sadly) It's a long story.

Past Welch: Look, we won't tell ya 'til ya feel comfy about it...but ONLY if ya give us the stuff we want for a year.

Past Spike Wolf: AND get us away from this city for a month. And believe me, with this kind of trouble, I ain't going back to prison in stripes again.

Past Shirly: (sighs/secretly grins) It figures with you...

Past Sans: all right...now you can tell us everything.

Finally, the vision ended.

Benson: So wait, Courage and Shirly also went to the past too?!

Courage: It's complicated.

Shirly: (seriously) And ever since then...that year, Courage and I would usually talk with them OR Minimus about the situation that could have been. And well...

As they spoke next, the visions then showed the familiar altered scenes, the memories of the demons, the true memories of the animatronics, Phineas & Ferb cast, the Total Drama and Edna & Harvey cast, and the memories from before Count Bleck and/or the Earth explosion, stunning most while a few looked confused and/or horrified.

Scarlett: Wait...the girl in the hoodie looks like-(gasps) Oh my gosh! I'm so horrible!!

Dave: (worried) What!? Sky had a boyfriend!?

Sky: (groans) Oh geez, I can't believe my old life did that!

Leonard: (grins) I knew it! I really WAS a powerful wizard!

Most: (annoyed) Shut up!

Muscle Man: No one gives a crap what you think!

Most: Yeah!

Papyrus: DAMN! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THE CROW AND SERVO WERE IN TOWN THAT ONE TIME BEING BODYGUARDS.

Cherokee: (worried) Those nightmares STILL scare me and not just the nightmare animatronics.

Owen: (notices) Noah, why are you going ga-ga over one of the girls-

Noah: (quickly) Uh let's just talk about something else.

Undyne: (gasps) Oh my gosh! That reminds me, what about those girls that we see sometimes: Ceres, Vesta, Juno, & Pallas? What happened to them?

Alphys: I don't know, but I think they were taken when Japan was taken.

Nousagi, however, looked stunned at the vision of the bunny girl in hoodie laughing with Harvey at the futuristic casino.

Nousagi: (to Spike & Welch) That girl...that was who you were referring to...isn't it?

He tried reaching for the vision.

Nousagi: (sheds a tear) She's as lovely as her mother.

He almost touched the shoulder before it vanished, causing all the memories to flash within everyone inside the tree. Outside the tree, the remaining ones looked stunned.

Toriel: I don't know what that was, but it was so shocking.

Asgore nodded silently a bit.

Toriel: (sighs) I hope Frisk is safe, wherever she is.

Shirly: (smiles a bit) I'm sure Frisk can take care of herself. After all, she's got determination like Chell.

Courage: (pauses) Come on...we have an old friend to visit. (to himself) Though I got a sad feeling about this.

Inside a familiar hut, the others watched the green alien walking slowly with a serious look on his face.

Yoda: To see you again, it is nice, my friends.

Sailor Moon: I know.

He then looked at everyone's faces.

Yoda: Hmmm, those faces you make. Look I so old to young eyes?

Fluttershy: No, of course not.

Rigby: Why you think that?

Pinkie: Because he's very old!

Most: Pinkie!

Yoda: (chuckles) I do, yes, I do! Sick have I become. Old and weak. (points to himself) When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you will not. Hmm?

He chuckled a bit, coughing in the progress, as he was heading to his bed.

Chris: Here, let us help you on there.

He smiled as he was helped up to his bed.

Yoda: Soon will I rest. Yes, forever sleep. Earned it, I have.

Mordecai: Gah! As in...die?!

Luke: (sadly) But...but you can't die. We still need you.

Yoda: (looks at them) Strong am I with the Force...but not that strong! Twilight is upon me and soon night must fall. That is the way of things...the way of the Force.

Rigby: (rolls eyes) That's wise words coming from a midget like you.

Yoda angrily hit Rigby at the shins.

Rigby: Ow! My shins!

Yoda: Midget, I am not.

Sailor Venus; We really need your help.

Chris: We've all come back for training.

The ponies hugged the green alien as he grinned a bit.

Yoda: (to the Jedi) No more training do you require. Already know you that which you need.

He lied on the bed, sighing as Luke spoke.

Luke: Then, we're Jedi now?

Yoda: (shakes his head) Ohhh. Not yet. A few thing remain: Vader. You must confront Vader. Then, only then, Jedi will you all be. And confront him you will.

Luke looked silently as he frowned in agony.

Luke: Yoda, there's one thing I have to know...is Vader really my father?

The alien were silent as Yoda pulled the cover and gave out an odd, sad smile, then turned painfully on his side, away from Luke.

Yoda: Mmm...rest I need. Yes...rest.

Luke: I have to know!

Yoda: (sighs) Your father he is.

He reacted as Yoda continued.

Yoda: Told you, did he?

Luke: Yes.

Rigby: It's either Vader or George Lucas, but they don't want to know which one is your real father, so they're gonna raise you together.

Snake: (shocked) Oh my god!!

Twilight: I did NOT need to hear that.

Rarity: Me either.

Mordecai: (hits Rigby) Dude!

Rigby: Owie!

A new look of concern crossed Yoda's face as he closed his eyes.

Yoda: Unexpected this is, and unfortunate...

Sailor Mars: Unfortunate that he and us know the truth now?

He opened his eyes and looked at everyone, gathering all the strength he had left.

Yoda: (to Luke) No. Unfortunate that you rushed to face him... that incomplete was your training. Not ready for the burden were you.

Chris: We're sorry, all right?

Yoda: Remember, a Jedi's strength flows from the Force. But beware. Anger, fear, aggression. The dark side are they. Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny.

He motioned them to come closer.

Yoda: Luke...

Mordecai: Yeah?

Luke Do not...do not underestimate the powers of the Emperor, or suffer his fate, you will. Luke?

Chris: Right here.

Yoda: When gone am I, (coughs) the last of the Jedi will you be. Luke....

Rainbow: Right here.

Yoda: The Force runs strong in your families. Pass on what you have learned.

He then spoke with the last of his strength as Fluttershy and Rarity held his hand.

Yoda: Luke...

Chris: Haven't gone anywhere..

Yoda: (with great effort) there is...another...Sky...walker...

With that, he breathed his last and lied still, indicating he was dead. Everyone watched in sadness while the ponies were in tears. When Yoda began to vanish, some of them cry.

Pinkie: (crying) He's gone! AHHH!!!

Applejack: (gasps) Oh no!

Sailor Moon: (teary) Yoda!

Mordecai: Oh man.

Chris: Master, no!!

They looked down before Chris snatched a wallet from the remains, taking out a credit card.

Sailor Jupiter: What are you doing?

Sailor Mars: Can't you see we're mourning?

Chris: Hey, he's dead. May as well rob his ass!

He dialed a number from his cell phone before the line picked up.

Chris: Hi, Hammacher Schlemmer? I'd like the wall-size crossword puzzle. (pauses) Why, yes I do have a credit card. (looking) Name is Yoda...(confused) Parseghian?!

The group glared at the fat boy.

Chris: What?

Later, the group sadly left the empty and lifeless house of Yoda as they head to their ships. The droids looked at them as they sadly walked with them. Just then Courage's group arrives.

Shirly: I see that Yoda's gone.

Snake: (looks down) Yessss....

They prepared to fix the ship, but Luke sighed.

Lilli: (sadly) I'm sorry...I'm truly sorry...

Luke: I can't do it.

All: What?

Luke: I can't go on alone.

Obi-Wan's Voice: Yoda will always be with you.

The group looked up and saw a familiar Jedi.

Memphis: (notices) Huh? (gasps) AHHHHH!! A G-G-G-GHOST!!

He quickly dashed off, leaving hairpins behind.

Freeman: I wish he didn't do that.

Luke: Ben. Why...why didn't you tell me? Why didn't you tell me Vader was my father?

Wander: Well, why didn't you tell me you got a new hand?

Muscle Man: I hope you didn't crack your dick up with that hand.

Snake: (frowns) Guyssss, we already found that out.

Muscle Man: Yeah, but I wanna play dumb just to freak Luke out.

Luke: It's only one hand.

Mordecai: Man, I can't believe your dad's Vader. What are the odds?

Scarlett: (shocked) Vader is your dad?!

Snake: But if Vader's his dad, doesss that mean he's vulnerable to the dark ssside?

Wander: Maybe. (to Luke) And seriously, I get that hand checked. You haven't been doing the Daffy Duck bit around for a while, have you?

Luke: No!

Sylvia: (annoyed) Seriously, where did you even get that, Wander?!

Wander: I dunno. I've heard my pals mentioned it here and there and thought it was something neat to say!

Luke: (to Obi-Wan) Ben, you told me that Vader betrayed and murdered my father!

Ahsoka: Listen, your father was seduced by the dark side of the Force.

Obi-Wan: He ceased being Anakin Skywalker and became Darth Vader And when that happened, the good person that was there was gone. So what I said was true, just from a certain point of view.

Luke: (angrily) Certain point of view?!

Bloo: (sweatdrop) Yeah, we kinda knew that Vader was your dad...but thought he was dead before we met you.

Obi-Wan: Luke, I don't blame you for being angry.

They sat down while Ahsoka nodded.

Ahsoka: Yes, sometimes we get angry for something that should've been simple too.

Obi-Wan: If I was wrong for what I did, it certainly wouldn't have been for the first time...you see, what happened to your father was entirely my fault. (pauses) He was a good friend. When I first met your father, Luke, he was a great podracer and an excellent pilot. And I was amazed how strongly the Force was with him. That's when I took it upon myself to train him as a Jedi. I thought that I could instruct him just as well as Yoda and my former master Qui-Gon Jinn. Unfortunately, I was wrong. My pride had terrible consequences for the galaxy.

Snake: (emotionlessly) There is ssstill good in him.

Toriel: (shocked) Are you mad?

Asgore: He cannot be serious!

Obi-Wan: That's what I thought, too and I thought he could be turned back to the good side...it couldn't be done and now he's more machine than man.

Sailor Mercury: Twisted and evil.

Luke: But I can't kill my father!

Obi-Wan: You cannot escape your destiny.

Sailor Moon: What about when Grievous was dying, huh?

Luke: I tried to stop him once. I couldn't do it.

Obi-Wan: He humbled you when first you met him, Luke...but that experience was part of your training. It taught you, among other things, the value of patience. Had you not been so impatient to defeat Vader, you could have finished your training here with Yoda. You would have been prepared.

Danny: What?

June: No way!

Rainbow: Lame!

Chris: We had to save our friends!

Obi-Wan: (grins) And did you help them? It was they who had to save you. You achieved little by rushing back prematurely, I fear.

They frowned as Obi-Wan spoke.

Obi-Wan: (to Luke) To be a Jedi, Luke, you must confront and then go beyond the dark side - the side your father couldn't get past. Impatience is the easiest door - for you, like your father. Only, your father was seduced by what he found on the other side of the door, and you have held firm. Luke. You're no longer so reckless. You're very strong and patient. And right now, you must face Vader.

Luke: I won't kill my father.

Obi-Wan: Then the Emperor has already won. You were our only hope.

Chris: Yoda spoke of another.

Dave: Another what?

Rarity: Another Skywalker.

Ahsoka then looked seriously as she spoke.

Ahsoka: The other he spoke of is your sister.

Luke: What? I don't have a sister!

Ahsoka: To put it simply, in order for you and sister to be protected from the Emperor AKA Darth Sidious, you were hidden from Vader when you were born. Sidious knew, as we all did, that if Anakin were to have any offspring, they would be a threat to him.

Shirly: (nods) And also the reason why the sister remains safely anonymous.

Applejack: So who is Luke's sis?

Sailor Mars: Who the hell do you think it is? Besides, who's the only woman in the galaxy?

Sailor Mercury: Well, one who knew who you were back on Bespin?

Luke: (realizes) Leia...Leia's my sister!

Mordecai: You mean...(realizes) Oh my god!

Rigby: Dude, you were French kissing your sister back on Hoth!

Muscle Man: (laughing) Ha ha ha! Oh wow, talk about incest!

Most of the cruel ones laughs, much to Luke's annoyance.

Luke: Shut up!

Ahsoka: (to Obi-Wan) Obi-Wan, continue.

Obi-Wan: Your insight serves you well. Bury your feelings deep down, Luke. They do you credit. But they could be made to serve the Emperor.

Vultureman: Hmmm...you know, just for amusement, shall we ransack Panty Waste's Audio Biography and send them down the toilet?

Some of them laughed a bit in amusement.

Lilli: Heh...funny.

Edna: It's hilarious.

Rigby: (realizes) Hey, where's Junior gone to?

Muscle Man: He said something about messing with the robot minds with Bump and Calamity.

Hi-Fives Ghost: Like what?

Not too far away, Mr. Bump and Bowser Jr. were playing a familiar looking game on the ship with the shut down animatronics having wires on them as Miss Calamity was worried.

Miss Calamity: I don't know about this, Junior. Are you sure playing this game again is gonna fix them up?

Mr. Bump: Well it worked for Freddy and the others back in the 31st century. Why not to them here and now?

Bowser Jr.: Besides, we got paid by Freddy and his goofy pals to restore those memories, PLUS (shows the watch) I got my stop watch back.

Miss Calamity: (sweatdrops) I hope you're not gonna mess around like last time that got you and Mr. Bump stuck for a while. Plus where did they get the money from anyway?

Mr. Bump: Bowser always says it's none of your business.

She frowned in annoyance. A bit later, after the respects were paid to a make shift grave, each one began leaving before Shirly stopped briefly, sighing.

Shirly: As the carrier of Dagobah, Yoda...I'll make sure my star continues to shine, no matter what.

Courage: (holds her) Come on, Shirly. Let's go...

Pinkie: Before we go...a tribute song...(to camera) Ladies and gentlemen, "Weird Al" Yankovic!!!

We hear offscreen applauding as Weird Al appears, playing his according as he sings a familiar song.

Weird Al: (singing) I met him in a swamp down in Dagoba
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
S-O-D-A, soda
I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said "Yoda"
Y-O-D-A, Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen
A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and green
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Well, I left home just a week before
And I've never ever been a Jedi before
But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course
He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force"
Well I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben
So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again
With my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo
Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo
Yoda
Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo
Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo
Yoda
So I used the Force
I picked up a box
I lifted some rocks
While I stood on my head
Well, I won't forget what Yoda said
He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side
And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide"
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
"I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed
But remember, if you kill him, then you'll be unemployed"
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess
But I know that I'll be coming back some day
I'll be playing this part 'till I'm old and grey
The long-term contract that I had to sign
Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time
With my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

When the song finished, only Wander looked confused.

Wander: Weird. His voice sounds familiar...

Sylvia: It doesn't matter right now. Let's just get off of this rock. I got a hankering to finish what we started.

Luke: Yeah, we don't wanna keep Han or the others waiting, you know.

The gang, nodding, began to depart, passing by Scarlett, whom stopped as he noticed Nousagi still looking down a bit in tears. She approached him, sitting near him.

Scarlett: Hey. (looks concerned) You gonna be okay?

He looked at his mitt hand, ears dropped a bit, as he remembered the image of Ruby from earlier, then clenched his fist. Scarlett looked seriously to him a bit.

Scarlett: I guess you're still sore about what happened in Darthon. But we were trapped, you were possessed, and Visaru would've probably possessed me if you didn't take that hit.

She then hugged the rabbit, a few more tears shedding from him.

Scarlett: (worried) And to be fair...(sheds a tear) When Visaru took over you, I thought you were dead.

He looked back at her as she continued.

Scarlett: If it makes you feel better, I'm sorry...I'm sorry I broke your heart.

Nousagi sighed a bit sadly before turning around, hugging the human.

Nousagi: I forgave you...long ago.

Luke's Voice: Come on, we're going!!

Finally, the two walked off with the rabbit following behind, sighing as he closed his eyes before opening them, showing briefly, instead of the usual demonic eyes, human-looking blue eyes looking at her.

Nousagi: (sounding different/to himself) Maybe there IS a chance after all...

(ED: Asue no Yuuki by Keiko Yoshinari)