KNS: I Love Mr. Bump 2

(Act 2)

On TV, a shot of Mr. Scatterbrain waved to them.

Mr. Scatterbrain: Hey there, Tokyo, how's it going? Only a few more days 'til the Anniversary show! Many people believed that Tokyo would be one of the worst places to live. Ha-ha-ha, but they're wrong.

He picked up a monkey as he continued.

Mr. Scatterbrain: Besides, Tokyo is one of the most bestest of cities that's ever been placed. And we make great shakes.

At the Kouja no Senshi HQ, the others grinned.

Digit: You know, that's pretty good in so many ways.

Miss Whoops: Yeah, and to get tickets to that show, our roommates would have to be part of the Tokyo Elite.

Mr. Bump: Unlike Miss Giggles' roommates at times.

Then, in came Mr. Messy with a toothbrush.

Mr. Messy: Hey, can you believe Mr. Rude threw out a perfectly good toothbrush?

He brushed his teeth, though, looked disgusted.

Mr. Messy: Ick. I think he ate something that makes people hurl. I like being messy, teeth are an exception, though.

Then, a knock was heard. Mr. Bump looked outside before he began to sweat.

Mr. Bump: Poopity poop, Miss Giggles. Make up some excuse!

He ducked behind the couch before Digit opened the door, glancing at her.

Digit: He's in the can, go away.

Miss Giggles: He-he-he. That's funny. Last time he was in it, he was covered in peas before Mr. Scatterbrain got him out.

Digit: Oh yeah, Mr. Scatterbrain told us that one.

Miss Giggles: I'd do anything for him.

Digit: Oh really....

Outside, Miss Giggles with a gas mask, was digging out some tar with gloves before groaning.

Miss Giggles: Mr. Digit, I think this place hasn't been cleaned in weeks and the tar's kinda making me dizzy.

Digit, at a hammock, smirked below.

Digit: Oh come on, it's only a few more arms dug deep.

Then, the girl groaned before she quickly dashed away, holding her mouth with her undirty hand. At the Academy, a girl was smirking as she was finishing her part of rehersal.

Girl: Since I was little, I had yearned to be on a majestic coin...in my old kingdom...

They clapped as she bowed.

Angelica: Good job, Nymu. Take a seat.

She sat down before Angelica looked at the others.

Angelica: Okay, for roles of the upcoming Dillydale Day celebration, this year's version consisting of how each person came to be, I'm announcing the roles. The steward who secretly loved the queen will be played by Mr. Bump.

Mr. Bump: Me?! Oh, what about Sora? He's better.

Angelica: Stick to the script. And the role of the Queen whom got tossed aside and later died will be played by...Miss Giggles.

They looked shocked at what they heard.

Nymu: (glares) This is an outrage! She can't even control her giggles! What made you decide on her?

Angelica: Um...lots of reasons.

She turned to the blinds, opening and closing them constantly. Outside, Mr. Mischief smirked before he turned to Miss Bad, Miss Trouble, and Mr. Nonsense.

Mr. Mischief: Looks like that took care of our roommate's problem. Remove the boots.

They nodded, removing the boot cars from the tires. Later, Mr. Bump was explaining the deal with the others.

Mr. Bump: Great, and Miss Giggles is gonna play the queen. I don't know about this. I mean it's bad enough that the lines are hard for me to remember, but-

Just then, they heard the door ringing. Then, the blue bandaged man opened it before looking around, then on the ground, noticing a package.

Mr. Bump: Oh great, Miss Giggles sent me a package.

Inside, Mr. Bump opened it, then noticed a toy car.

Mr. Bump: A toy car?

He picked up a note attached to it.

Mr. Bump: "Look in trunk." I hate to ask what it is.

Then, the tiny trunk opened. To their notice, there were two tickets inside.

Mr. Bump: (gasps) Tickets to the Tokyo Anniversary Show!

Davis: Oh man! That's so not fair! I'm 10 times the Asian. Heck, I was even born in Tokyo somewhere...

Mr. Bump: I'm not sure if I even wanna go. I don't even like her.

Davis: You're right, Mr. Bump, you shouldn't go. It wouldn't be honest. Though, I'll go, disguised as you.

Mr. Bump: (concerned) What if she wants to hold hands?

Davis: I'm willing to make that sacrifice.

Mr. Bump: What if she wants to kiss?

Davis: Same thing.

Mr. Bump: And what if-

Davis: Bump, you don't wanna know how far I'll go.

Later, Mr. Bump looked at Digit hanging an obvious stolen diploma on the wall with garbage on it.

Mr. Bump: Didge, is it right to take things from people you don't like?

Digit: Probably...wait, you mean stealing, right?

Mr. Bump: No, but my conscience is bothering me.

Digit: What!? Conscince? Look, don't let those weenies tell you what to do.

Miss Whoops: (pauses) What are you talking about?

Digit: I dunno. We're talking about thieving, right?

The two only face faulted. That night, Mr. Mischief drove the car with Mr. Bump and Miss Giggles in the back.

Mr. Bump: So, Mr. Mischief, how did you get tickets?

Mr. Mischief: It ain't easy, you know...

(Flashback)

At a theater, Mr. Mischief glanced at Kurata sitting on an empty seat. Then, he smirked, secretly snatching the tickets.

Mr. Mischief: He-he-he.

(End Flashback)

Mr. Bump: Uh, that doesn't sound like it's a good story.

Mr. Mischief: Don't worry, the movie's G-rated and no one didn't notice me.

Mr. Bump: (dryly) Thanks for the comment.

At the show, the crowd was cheering at the stunts being made. All while Miss Giggles showed some ice cream to Mr. Bump.

Miss Giggles: Want some?

Mr. Bump: No thanks, Miss Giggles.

Mr. Mischief: You can give it to me.

She gave it to Mr. Mischief before the Mr. Man quickly tossed it at the entertainer. Then, crashing sounds were heard.

Mr. Mischief: He-he-he. Don't worry, it ain't chocolate.

Miss Giggles: He-he-he-he. That wasn't-wasn't...(scoffs) Ha-ha-ha!

The man in bandages groaned a bit.

Mr. Scatterbrain: Thank the entertainers of Asian Entertainment Weekly. Ha-ha. What great acts they put up. Next up is...what's that Bunko?

The monkey chirped, showing a sign.

Mr. Scatterbrain: Talk to audience members? Ha-ha-ha! Where is my head?

Mr. Bump looked worried.

Mr. Bump: (quietly) Please not me. Not me with Miss Giggles!

Then, the silly man came up to them.

Mr. Scatterbrain: Hello, everyone!

Mr. Bump: (dryly) Hello, Mr. Scatterbrain.

Miss Giggles: Hi, Mr. Scatterbrain.

Mr. Scatterbrain: I didn't know Mr. Bump was your boyfriend.

Miss Giggles: He-he-he. He is. When all of this ordeal's over and Mr. Bump accepts, we'll eventually get married.

Mr. Bump: (snaps) NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

They gasped at the blue man yelling at Miss Giggles.

Mr. Bump: (angrily) I DON'T LIKE YOU!! I NEVER LIKED YOU! YOU GIGGLE TOO MUCH, YOU DON'T RESPECT MY SISTER, AND THE ONLY REASON WHY WE GAVE YOU THOSE VALENTINES WAS BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE WOULD!!

At the HQ, the showing from earlier stopped with Miss Naughty smirking.

Miss Naughty: Watch this, Mr. Bump. You can actually pinpoint the second when her heart rips in half.

The slow motion was made as the pink hair purple woman watched as did the others.

Miss Naughty: And....now!

Then, the slow motion Miss Giggles looked heartbroken with Mr. Bump groaning.

Mr. Bump: Poopity poop.

(End of Act 2)