Kouja no Senshi Ch 14 26

Kouja no Senshi
Chapter 14: Witches 5, Temples, & Crest Orbs Arc
Act 26: The Great Showdown

(OP: Ready Steady Go by L~Arc-n-Ciel)

With Max, he played with the Future Vision a bit. In one vision, he saw Envy throwing up many red glowing stones before disintegrating. In another, he saw a Betty and Nemesis screaming as they looked at themselves now fused.

Max: Ooooh, that's gotta hurt on both sides.

With Mario, he and the others yelped, noticing more guards coming their way before he turned and ran. Down below, the guards noticed before shooting the rails. As Daisy and her comrades were about to push the cart, a koopa grabbed Willie, much to their horror.

Daisy: AHHH!

Luigi: Let her go!

Stewie grabbed a bat, screaming before he hit the koopa. Mario yelped before he looked at the troop following. He took out his whip, hitting the light above, and swung to the other side. He yelped, dodging the bullets. All while Luigi's group quickly pushed the barrel, making some of the guards fall before Luigi used his cape attack. Stewie then hit and kicked a few down.

Stewie: Hyah!

He round house kicked them all to the ground while Daisy accidentally tripped to the cart, being moved away inside. All while with Chase, he noticed the plumber above.

Mario: Luigi!

Indy: Quit stalling.

Mola Rahm: Get them all!

Short Round: Come on, Mario and Dr. Jones!

Mario: Go!

One of them below aimed to Mario with Indy as he pointed.

Indy: Go, go!

The girl got up before noticing a guard following the others.

Willie: Guys, look out!

They dodged as one of the men grabbed the cart before they climbed on him before the girls kicked him off.

Meg: Thanks.

With Indy, he dodged one of the blades from a guard, with the cart falling down.

All Below: (randomly) Indy! Mario! Come on! Yoshi! Hurry!

The plumber and adventurer quickly did a super jump, bouncing on a koopa shell before it hit many of the koopas in a row, resulting in a 1-up.

Luigi: Hurry!

They jumped once more before guns were firing to him.

Stewie: Hurry! Hurry up, you twit!

Drakken: HURRY, JERK!

Then, they collided with their friends, ducking from the bullets.

Mola Rahm: Idiots! Go after them!

Vilvuy: We'll do the pleasure.

In the cart, Indy took the shovel as he made the tracks turn the other direction.

Short Round: Hey, Dr. Jones, take the left tunnel. The left!

However, they turned too late.

Stewie: You idiot! He said left, not right!

Mola Rahm: They've stolen the stones! They must be stopped!

They got on the carts as they followed where Indy's group went. With the heroes/rivals, they rode through the mine rails before they briefly stopped at how high they were.

Luigi: (worried) Mama mia!

(BGM: Mario's Rainbow Cruise (Mario 64 Mini Racing Game))

The cowards screamed as they went through the mine. Just then, they heard shots as Indy looked back.

Indy: People, we've got company! Let her go! Let go of the break!

Good Guys: What?

Mario: Let her go! Our only chance is to outrun 'em!

They dodged and ducked as the mine carts went on. They yelped as they hit a speed bump, tilting to where the lava was before slamming down on the rail.

Indy: Short Round.

Short Round: Huh?

He put Short Round up the front of the cart.

Indy: Come up here and take the frame.

He nodded, going to the front.

Mario: Watch it on the curve, or we'll fly right off the track.

Short Round: All right, I get it!

They slowed slightly on part of the track with Short Round holding the brake. The firing continued while the plumbers and Yoshi took out one of the stands from the cart. Then, they dropped it behind them as the cart behind was slowing down slightly. Indy, noticing a familiar place, took out the shovel. Then, he hit the top of the big container with the shovel, destroying the rails.

Indy: Let's see how they like that!

Then, the men noticed too late as they were covered by sand and dirt. The guards noticed the stand, trying to get it off before the cart tumbled, with them flying out of the cart.

Men: Ahhh!

All: Yay!

Mario: He-he. I got it.

Just then, they noticed another cart following behind, firing at them. With Mola, he shouted to his minions and the foes with them.

Mola Ram: Hurry up and knocked down the tower of hot water! They can't get away!

He looked at the tower tilting before it wobbled. With Mario, Willie noticed Mario with Indy reaching outward.

Willie: What are you doing?

Both: Shortcut.

Some: Mario?

Both: Short cut!

Then, they hit the lever and the rail went the other direction, making the group scream. The minions, noticing where they were heading, yelped before they shot the lever, heading the other direction. They went through the lava area, with them noticing the koopas pointing the gun at them.

Mr. Nervous: Eep!

Quickly, Indy snatched the gun.

Indy: Watch it!

He swung at them as they all ducked. He punched a few before Stewie was grabbed.

Stewie: Gah! Help me, you imbiciles!

They pulled him as they noticed parts of the rail.

Swiper: Hang on!

Sailor Venus: To what!?

Luigi: (yelps) Mario!

Then, Stewie yelped as he was being pulled hard before finally being free of the foes and separating. Then, to their horror, they saw the foes above them with a guard pouncing to them. Indy was grabbed as he was being held with the man bringing out the knife.

Cowards: Eep!

All: AHHH!

The hero and foe struggled as they grunted. They hit some of the lanterns, with one starting to burn one before the dagger was lost. The man punched him down to Luigi before Willie, glaring, punched him off the cart and into the bottom rail of the area behind.

Daisy: Wow, good move.

Willie: (smiles) Thanks.

Then, the group looked frontward before they gasped and screamed.

Mario: Duck!

Daffy: Wha?

They ducked (with Daffy forced down) as the cart jumped in the air and landed safely at the other side. With Mola, he shouted to his men.

Mola Ram: All right, move it! Get away!

They moved away as the giant tower tilted, spilling water into the place, making the foe grin. The water headed through the tunnel as Mario with Indy looked at them.

Mario: All right, breaks.

Luigi: What?

Indy: Breaks! Slow us down.

Luigi: Right.

He pulled on the brakes, but it broke before he yelped.

Luigi: Mario! Indy! The brakes broke!

Some: (frowns) That figures.

As the water was heading to where Mario's group was, the plumber and adventurer got to the side of the cart, using his weight to try and stop the brakes, using his boots. Just then, the others gasped.

Brian: We're going too fast! We're gonna crash!

Then, Mario with Indy slammed on the wheels, wincing in pain before they only bumped to the dead end rail. They sighed before Mario yelped, hopping from his hot feet.

Mario: Ahhh! Water! Water! Water!

The others yelped as the plumber ran. Just then, he stopped, noticing the water rushing to where they were.

Indy: Water! WATER!

Yoshi got off the cart as they ran.

Mario: Come on!

They quickly ran together before they jumped into the opening, with water passing by. They sighed in relief before turning, gasping as they saw more water heading toward them.

Luigi: (panics) We're gonna drown!

Phage: (grabs him) This way!

They hurried toward where the opening was as they screamed. However, they stopped, noticing themselves way up high.

Luigi: I HATE HEIGHTS!

Willie: To the sides!

Sarah: Right. Let's get going.

They quickly went to the sides of the wall before the water came out with some holes being made besides them.

Short Round: We gotta get up!

Mario yelped as he was slipping while the others looked at the plumbers hanging on.

Mario: Head to the bridge, go!

Coraline: Come on, Willie, this way!

She yelped, almost falling down. The gang held to the sides as they climbed upward, trying to reach the top while they climbed down. Just then, Willie yelped as she saw the bridge.

Willie: Oh god! I rather drown.

She was grabbed by Stewie.

Stewie: You go there or else!

Bowser: (annoyed) Look, lady, we do not have time for this crap!

Chris: And look, come on.

He wiggled the bridge, with Meg yelping as she held on.

Chris: Ha-ha-ha! See? It's a strong bridge.

Meg: Indy, stop that!

Just then, Kenny screamed as he almost fell into the water below, holding the ropes.

All: Kenny!

Kenny: (mumbles) Holy crap! Crocodiles!

Down below, many crocs growl as the boy screamed.

Kenny: (mumbles) Help! I'm gonna fall! Help!

Then, he was pulled up by the others.

Stan: Dude.

Cartman: This is crappy like when you hippies kicked me out of Coon and Friends and afterwards!

Kyle: Well, you deserved it!

Brian: Uh, I don't find this funny.

June: We are almost out of the danger zone

With Indy and the plumbers, they ran through the mountain top before they yelped, stopping as they saw two Thugnees before they motioned their weapons to them. Indy sighed before he yelped, noticing his weapon gone.

Indy: Uh oh. He-he. Left my whip behind at the caverns.

Luigi: Now you tell us!

Indy hit one of the Thugnees, hitting him with the minion's own knife while Mario is punching the other in the gut, forcing the Thugnees to fight each other. Then, they were shoved to the ground before Indy took out a familiar weapon.

Indy: Just kidding.

Mario: (frowns) Mama mia!

He used the whip, making the Thugnee lose his sword before Indy snatched it. Then, the archaeologist charged at them as they ran. Just then, he stopped before running.

Luigi: (notices) Ahhh! Wait up!

He and Mario followed as many minions chased after them. The three jumped near where the bridge was before running through. Just as Willie and Short Round ahead went through the other side with the others in the middle, Willie screamed, noticing Mola Ram, Ayami, Rob, Nicolas, Claudia and the Witch 5 glaring at them.

Sailor Moon: Oh no!

Control Freak: Oh man!

Just then, Indy the Mario Bros stopped, noticing the bad guys as Luigi yelped.

Luigi: Ahhh!

Mola Ram: (glares) Glad you all came.

Willie and Short Round were grabbed as Indy and the groups saw themselves surrounded by the koopas.

Puppetmon: Damn it!

Indy: (frowns) Let them go, Mola Ram!

Mola Ram: (glares) You are in a position unsuitable to give orders!

Ayami: Give us the stones, the Toys of Power and the crest orbs and we may consider!

Eudiel: Forget the considering! Get straight to the killing!!!!

Mimette: They made fools out of the Witches 5, no one does that!

Jason: Hey, you forgot me.

Mimette: Who gives a damn about you and your extras?!

Phage: (frowns) What did you just called Ayami and her pals?

Willie: Guys, watch your back!

Indy and the plumbers looked behind before looking at Willie. Indy looked downward before preparing to drop the stones in the bag.

Indy: You want the stones?! Let them go!

He glanced at the hostages, then at the heroes.

Luigi: You heard him! Let them go!

Le Quack: Que or we will drop them.

Mola Ram only laughed cruelly.

Mola Ram: Drop them, fools! They will be found! Neither of you won't! Ha-ha-ha-ha! Kill them!

Yoshi: Yoshi!

Ayami: (confused) Wait, is that a...

All: BEHIND YOU!

They looked at the Thugnees at each side bringing out their weapons.

Luigi: Oh mama mia!

Numbuh 1: (concerned) Too much on both sides. No room and some of us could get killed...

Indyo neared the sharp bladed knife near the rope of the bridge, lifting it up. Then, the hostages were pushed and shoved by claw point to the bridge.

Mola Ram: Now go. Go!

Then, the good guys gasped, noticing them heading to the group.

Mola Ram: Go on! Go on!

He looked concerned as he wrapped his leg on a part of the bridge.

Indy: Short Round, the rope! You too, Mario, Yoshi and Luigi!

Sailor Mars: Dr. Jones got an idea...

Sam: Max? Psycho?

Max and Psycho nods as the rabbit pass something to the insane weasel.

Psycho: (to Kouja no Senshi and Team Spicer) Guys who don't fly. Get ready to go for a ride! Hee hee hee.

Short Round nodded, quickly tying themselves up to the rope.

Short Round: Hang on, everyone, we're going for a ride.

Willie: (gasps) Oh my god! (frightened) Oh my god! Oh my god!

She wrapped her hands to the rope, as did the worried dog, girl, boy and some of the cowardly ones who didn't hear Psycho.

Meg: Yipes!

Mr. Nervous: Eeeep!

Willie: Is he nuts!?

Short Round: He's not nuts! He's crazy!

Stewie: And will you shut up about the whining!? You're completely useless, Willie!

Willie: (angrily) How dare you!

She hit Stewie with her leg in anger.

Indy: Mola Ram, prepare to meet the Kali...in Hell!

Claudia gasps as she yell.

Claudia: Everyone off the bridge!

The Death Busters members left though Eudiel sinisterly knocking Rob, Jason, Ayami and Claudia down.

Eudiel: Join your pals in Hell!!!

Jason: (shocked) What?!

Rob: What about our deal with Dark Heart?!

Mimette: The offer has just expired!!!

The Witches 5 quickly got off the bridge. Phage gasps in shock.

Phage: Ayami!

Phage jumps forward quickly. Then, Indy swung with all his might.

Mola Ram: No, you fool!

Nack: Now Psy!

Max quickly got the Cthonic Destroyer out while Psycho get the airplane one.

Cthonic Destroyer: I AM THE CTHONIC POWERED ROBOT! PLEASE GIVE MY DESTRUCTION TO EVERYBODY!

Max fires at the rope Indy slams the knife down. Psycho quickly glows as did the others who didn't tied themselves to the ropes. The other minions screamed as they all held onto the bottom of the bridge. Then, the ones with the good guys swung to the cliff. Many of the foes all fell, leaving only Mola with the eight with Luigi screaming. The crocs each began devouring a guard while the remaining Thugnees watched. Mola Ram struggled, though almost fell, forcing a Thugnee to fall in his place.

Mario: Hoo boy.

The others who didn't fell float with Psycho quickly getting them all over to the cliff side.

Max: (grins) Oh man! That's great being part of movie history!

Wuya: Except Indy, Short Round, the whining bitch, the Marios, Yoshi, the Griffins and the Phage are still on the bridge!

The others looks down as they see the Phage holding Ayami's group while climbing up the bridge.

Rob: (shocked) You would help us?

Phage: (cringes) Just Ayami...but she wouldn't forgive me if I let you all fall too.

Ayami: Phage...

Suddenly the ones on the cliffs yelp as a blast almost got them. They glance at the Witches 5 nearby.

Tellu: Time we end this...

Vilvuy: Those who get in the master's way...get them no mercy...

Back on the bridge, many of them winced while Indy grabbed Mola Ram's leg, with the villain trying to hit at Indy, speaking in the ancient language. They watched as Indy and Mola Ram punched one another.

Luigi: Indy!

Mario: Cover your heart!

Then, Mola Ram grabbed where Indy's heart was.

Meg: Oh my god!

He began chanting the warning as he chuckled.

Indy: Ooooh!

Willie: Oh my god!

Mola Ram: Kahli mah! Kahli mah! Kahli mah!

Then, Indy pulled his hands away, much to Mola Ram's notice.

Indy: This is for making me do your dirty work!

He punched Mola Ram before the villain began climbing up. Mola Ram then glanced at the surviving Thugnee.

Mola Ram: (grabs him) Idiot.

Thugnee: Please, take me with you! Don't let me be fed to those things!

Mola Ram: Traitor!

He tossed the screaming Thugnee down to the pit. The villain smirked before climbing once more. Back in the fight, the heroes dodge the Witches 5's attacks.

Eudiel: We were damn fools! We should've realized something when we saw the clones before! Speaking of...

The villainess fires a blast at the clones from the hideout. Envy gasps as she jumps in and get hit, causing her to scream as she is send flying off the cliff.

Jake: Whoa, dawg! Scratch one Homoculi!

Numbuh 3: Is she...?

Lust looks down the cliff and yelps.

Lust: Ugh. You do not want to know.

Mimette: (anger mark) Why the hell did she saved them?! Those clones are mindless and stupid!

Black Mamba furiously slash at Mimette as did the other clones.

Black Mamba: Clonesss are not mindlessssss! They are living people!

Mewtwo: They are brothers, children, and everything else!

Blackjack: You diss the clones and you're dissing us!!!

Back on the bridge, Indy climbed after him as Mola Ram shouted in the ancient language, ordering the troops to ready the arrows.

All: NO!

They fired, trying to hit the archaeologist before he ducked. He sighed, continuing to climb while the others glared, kicking the villain's hands and making him yelp and wince. At that moment, he let go and fell onto Indy. The two grunted and struggled.

Luigi: Indy, no!

Mario: Hang on!

The two grunted as they held the bag.

Brian: Come on, let's go.

Luigi: What about Indy?

Yoshi only pushed him while taking out a blue shell. They got up to where the Phage is at.

Phage: (notices) Good. Let me with these.

The others on the bridge nod as they help with Rob, Jason and Claudia. Ayami looks surprised as she glance at Yoshi.

Ayami: You look like someone, or something I know...

Yoshi: Yoshi!

Mola Ram: The stones are mine!

Indy: You betrayed Shiva!

He spoke in Sanskrit as the two struggled.

Indy: You betrayed the Gods!

He spoke in Sanskrit once more before three glows were seen, burning the bag.

Indy: (angrily) YOU BETRAYED THE GODS!!

Just then, the rockss began to heat up before they came out, then, as five of the pieces came out, Chase grabbed one before he screamed, tossing it up and falling before Indy grabbed it. He looked down as he saw where the bloody pieces were being eaten by the crocs. He turned away before Indy was forced to let go. At that moment, a familiar dinosaur with wings made him land on the saddle with Mario on it.

Indy: (smiles) Thanks, Mario and Yoshi.

Mario: Now-a-problem!

They dodged the arrows before they noticed Zalim with some British troops heading toward the ones above.

Luigi: Well, it's about time!

The British troops fired at a few Thugnees. Then, they began to run in panic before many more British troops were seen before an old soldier shouted.

Soldier: Hold your fire!

Back at the fight, it continues on.

Mimette: Looks like that idiot has failed. No matter you will join Lust!

Mimette yelps as she was stabbed in the shoulder, backing away. She glance at the ones no longer on the bridge (minus Indy, Mario and Yoshi) glaring at them.

Ayami: Now it is your turn!

Vilvuy: (notices) Look!

To their notice, they saw a familiar figure glaring as Envy climbed up with limbs starting to remerge.

Envy: (growls) Idiots...you cannot kill a Homonculus as long as there are philosopher stones within a body!

Mimette: (smirks) Really?

Just then, she quickly stabbed Envy with her staff, making the Homonculi throw up the stones as they noticed Envy starting to disintegrate.

Envy: No...noo...I wanted vengeance on the Elrics! I only said I joined the KNS just to keep myself alive!

Mimette: Well guess what? That offer just expired...TRAITOR!

Envy screamed before the homonculus finally disintegrated, horrifying the good guys.

Sailor Mars: Oh no!

Tellu: That's not the only thing you should worry.

Vilvuy: We have our own surprise too!

Then, she rose a device, tapping a button. At that moment, Rob, Ayami, Jason, and Claudia all screamed in pain, wincing from the voltage.

Stitch: Uh oh, not good.

Max: Looks like whatever made that girl we won't mention stay with them is making the same thing happen to these four.

Ayami: (groaning) Help us!

Miss Whoops: Wait, the Demon Broth!

She then took out a familiar bottle.

Sam: I thought we dumped it all.

Miss Whoops: There was still some leftover from when we used it on Gordon. If it can bring brains back to life, maybe...

Piccolo: Perhaps it can work like the sacred water.

Miss Whoops: We gotta hurry!

Miss Sunshine: You witches are mean, cruel and-

James: Oh no! That evil Ms. Kaori!

Witches: Kaorinite?!

They turned before James shouted.

James: NOW!

Quickly, they shoved the four witches.

Lust: That's for killing Envy!

The four screamed as they fell downward to the pit, screaming. The group turned away from the crocs devouring as the screams died down.

All: Ick.

Louis: I rather not go down there.

Indy: What now?

Miss Whoops: Leave it to me.

Just then, she tripped, accidentally spraying both Flara and Beta. They screamed before they glowed.

Phage: Nevermind those two, just get to Ayami!

Swiper: And the others!

The four kept screaming in pain before Miss Whoops gave one of each a sip of the Demon Broth, with sounds of breaking heard.

Mr. Happy: Are they?

They groaned before Ayami looked up, noticing Yoshi walking to her, with a toy version of himself, giving it to her.

Yoshi: Yoshi?

Ayami: My plush...back when...you're THAT Yoshi?

He nodded with a smile. She sadly hugged both him and the Phage while Jason groaned.

Jason: Ow...what happened?

Sam: Dunno, but whatever happened, it probably also happened to the Tomoes.

Amy Rose: Oh geez.

Claudia: There's something I...

The four coughed out something. Then, out came what appeared to be Daimon eggs before the cracked and the essences floated away.

Short Round: Wow, what crazy adventure.

Chris: It is.

TK: Good thing we awoke all the orbs, huh?

All: Yeah.

The group looked at the end of the bridge. They looked more worried before they saw two familiar figures slowly trying to reach up before getting to the top just as the blue shell wore off and the wings vanished. They smiled before Indy showed the remaining stone. They all grinned before chuckling. Later, the eight began heading back, with some of the villagers noticing them. The man smiled and chuckled.

Man: I knew they would do it.

He smiled as the group, with Daisy back in her sports garb, smiled before the others, minus Daisy bowed with him. Willie, after a second, bowed as well. The eight looked back as all the children ran up as many of the mothers gasped, noticing their children. All the parents ran back to them happily as the families all hugged happily. Some of them laughed happily before Indy took out a cloth bag, looking at the leaders.

Man: We know you are coming back-when life returns to our village.

He then gave the stone to the chief before he pointed.

Man: Now, you can see the magic of the "rock" you bring back.

Indy: (nods) Yes, I understand its power now.

The children went around the place as the crowd cheered while Willie with Indy talked to each other.

Willie: You could've kept it, you know.

Indy: Ah, what for? They just put it in the museum. It'd be another rock collecting dust.

Willie: But then, it would've given you your fortune and glory.

Indy: Well, anything could happen. It's a long way to Delhi.

She giggled, looking at him.

Willie: Okay, no more adventures with you, Mr. Jones.

Luigi: Daisy, after all the fun we had together...

She began to circle the teacher.

Willie: If you think I'm going to Delhi with you or anyplace else after all the trouble you've gotten me into, think again Buster! I'm going back to my castle where they never feed you snakes or ripping your heart out and lowering you into hot pits! This is NOT my idea of a swell time!

Stewie: (arriving) Uh, one thing to bother you about...YOU BLOODY COMPLAIN TOO MUCH!!

Willie: THIS NEVER WOULD'VE HAPPENED IF YOU JERKS NEVER MET ME!

Stewie and Willie both hit one another, glaring to each other before turning away. Then, Willie looked at a native.

Willie: (to a native) Excuse me, sir! I need a guide to Delhi! If you could-

Just then, she felt herself being pulled by Mario's whip as she struggled before being pulled close to Indy. The girl only blushed and smiled a bit.

Mario: What are you two lovebirds waiting for?

Just then, the trio were splashed before they glanced at the elephant with Short Round on top of it.

Short Round: Ha-ha-ha! Very funny. Very funny.

The three only laughed as did Yoshi. Then, Yoshi noticed both looking at one another.

Yoshi: Uh oh.

Some of them covered their eyes before Indy and Willie kissed and Mario grinned. Then, the kids came to the trio before they grinned and smiled at each child they had helped.

Samurai Jack: And now...our job is done.

Rob: Yeah, but what kind of business would that leave me?

Jason: (glares) Typical of you.

Coraline: Hey, don't be sore...at least you're out of their power.

Swiper: Come on...our job is done...

Inuyasha: Yeah, let's go home.

With that, a gate opened as all, but Indy, Short Round, and Willie, were gone.

(Present Time: 20XX)

At the present, everyone returned as they panted.

Drakken: Never make me go through that again!

Carl: Same here.

Homestar: I thought it was cool.

Strong Bad: You would, Dumbstar!

Sora: And those witches are gone, right?

Sora Takenouchi: Most of them anyway...but they said there were five...I wonder.

Tai: Do you think...?

They looked at one another with worry. In a familiar lair, a familiar figures were gathered as they gasped.

Dark Queen: I sense their presence in the past no more.

Blowhole: That figures with those witches.

Facilier: Tell me, what will happen now if they come after us?

Voice: Perhaps I can be of assistance...

They glanced at the hedgehog figure as they smirked.

Facilier: We're listening...

(ED: Rashiku Ikimashou by Meu)