Kouja no Senshi Ch 19 27

A/N: Well here it is, the next arc. Hope you enjoy it.

Prologue:

Narrator: "A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away..."

Then, the screen credits in space was shown.

Narrator: "STAR WARS!"

As he continued, the words flew in the sky slowly.

Narrator: "Episode 6: The Return of the Jedi

Luke Skywalker and friends have returned to his home planet of Tatooine in an attempt to rescue their friends, Han Solo and Peter Griffin, from the clutches of the vile gangster Jabba the Hutt.

Little do they know that the Galactic Empire has secretly begun construction on a new armored space station even more powerful than the first dreaded Death Star.

When completed, this ultimate weapon will spell certain doom for the small band of Rebels struggling to restore freedom to the galaxy...

(OP: Moon Pride by Momorio Clover Z)

Wind blew as it showed glimpses of the familiar figures before it showed the moon. As it flashed many scenes of the past, the title began appearing. It then showed the KNS watching the skies with stars shining as the wind blew on some of the hair. It then showed the blond leader praying before looking upward. The next scene then showed Darian smiling a bit as Serena looked seriously. Then, her friends of KNS and Team Spicer gathered before they jumped high. It then showed each side fighting the Empire and Dead Moon Circus while the eight dragons gathered before shining upward, becoming a glimpse of a familiar figure. Then, it showed the Emperor smirking cruelly with the mirror, Amazons, and Zirconia gathered looking wickedly at the good guys. Then, it briefly showed the animatronics each looking at the newly made Death Star before it showed Vader and Harvey looking down with the Harvey demons and Scarlett glancing back. Then, it showed the shining silver crystal with Princess Serenity briefly seen. Finally, each hero was gathered before they posed before the symbol with the moon was shown, posing proudly before it faded to black.

Kouja no Senshi
Chapter 19: Return of the Jedi Arc
Act 27: Jabba the Hutt's New Robots?

Somewhere near a planet, a monstrous half-completed Death Star-like place was revolving around space while an Imperial Star Destroyer began to head inside the space station with two TIE Fighters behind it. Then, a small shuttle rocketed from the main bay, heading into the space station. Inside, a shuttle captain began making contact.

Shuttle Captain: Command station, this is ST 321. Code Clearance Blue. We're starting our approach. Deactivate the security shield.

Controller's Voice: The security deflector shield will be deactivated when we have confirmation of your code transmission. Stand by...You are clear to proceed.

Shuttle Captain: We're starting our approach.

Inside the control room, the shield operator hit the switches while the screen displayed the planet they were near. Just then, an officer rushed over to the operator.

Officer: Inform the commander that Lord Vader's shuttle has arrived.

Controller: (nods) Yes, sir.

Officer: And also, we're missing a bunch of snow shovels from the store room. Does anyone know anything about that?

We see the men wearing the shovels on their heads.

Controller: (nervously) Err, no?

Worker 1: Haven't seen any.

Worker 2: No.

Controller: Haven't heard about it.

Worker 1: No idea.

Worker 2: No.

The control officer moved and watched as the Imperial shuttle landed in the massive docking back while the troopers moved into formation before the craft. At the docking bay, two figures waited while striding through the assembled troops to the base of the shuttle ramp. Troopers snapped attention as the hatch opened up.

Man: This better be important.

He then gasped as he saw the familiar villains arriving down the ramp. He gulped as he saluted, standing tall. After a few moments, out came many passangers before out came the familiar doctor with Doofenschmirtz, looking annoyed and exhausted.

Doofenschmirtz: (groans) Oh, my God, that was absolute hell! I just...I don't understand why...I mean, we're in a galaxy far, far away, and we still have to change in Atlanta.

Norm: (peeking) Apparently, it was an error on the flight attendant's part.

Doofenschmirtz: After all this, I need a beer and a smoke.

Then, Vader and the villains walked down the ramp as someone approached him.

Marcel: Hello, Jerjerrod.

Jerjerrod: (shocked) Lord Vader, this is an unexpected pleasure. We're honored by your presence.

Just then a weird headed alien came up, smiling.

Alien: Hey, Vader! Did you came by yourself or did you leave the missus Vader at home?

Doofenschmirtz: (confused) Wait, Roger? You're here? What, did the authors run out of characters that we rarely use anymore?

Roger: What?

VesVes: Anyway, we just came here to check on the backup ship.

PallaPalla: How did they make a backup of the Death Star in a couple of years when they had almost 15 to 20 to make the original?

VesVes: (annoyed) Can't you be stupid somewhere else?

PallaPalla: Not until four. Why?

Max (TD): How's the construction going?

Roger: Oh, fantabulously.

Darth Vader: You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I'm here to put you back on schedule.

He yelped, shaking in fear.

Jerjerrod: Uh I assure you, Lord Vader, my men are working as fast as they can!

Darth Vader: Perhaps I can find a new way to motivate them.

Roger: Oh, are you going to make them listen to Justin Bieber? That's how we used to do it back home!

Jerjerrod: (annoyed) Why did we hire you again?

Roger: Because you need me badly. I mean this saga would suck without me. (to Vader) Remember how last time they skimmed along a trench and then blew it up by shooting through a hole?

Most: Yeah.

Roger: Well, now there's no trench.

Marcel: (smirks) Great.

Shendu: And is there a hole?

Roger: Yes.

Most: (shocked) What?!

Roger: There is.

Doofenschmirtz: Well, if I were you, I'd repair that hole ASA-now before he arrives.

Jerjerrod: (to Vader) I tell you, this station will be operational as planned.

Darth Vader: The Emperor does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation.

Jerjerrod: But he asks the impossible! I need more men!

Darth Vader: Then perhaps you can tell him when he arrives.

Jerjerrod: (shocked) The Emperor is coming here?!

VesVes: He loves this place.

JunJun: Yeah. And Hater just contacted us on that failing mission we were in before. Mentioned about Lord Doom something I forget the name was again.

PallaPalla: Dominator?

VesVes: And Peepers was screaming something about memories and necklaces and...ugh, it's hard to understand what's wrong with that guy sometimes. He worries too much.

Max (TD): (points) And besides, I was there when (points to Doofenschmirtz) he came up with the idea for the Death Star.

Doofenschmirtz: Yeah, I remember the guy taking my idea. I remember it like it was yesterday.

(Flashback)

At a familiar bar, Doofenschmirtz with Max and the Emperor (the only one not drunk) were drinking with Doofenschmirtz tapping them.

Doofenschmirtz: Hey...hey, boys!

Max (TD): Yeah, what?

The wannabe quickly drew a circle on a coaster, showing it to him.

Doofenschmirtz: (pointing) That. That's what.

Emperor: What?

Max (TD): It's a circle. It's a good circle, I'll give you that.

Doofenschmirtz: No. No, no. Space station. (pauses) Also a nutcracker.

Both: What?

Doofenschmirtz: Yep.

Max (TD): (in disbelief) What?

Doofenschmirtz: Yep, it is.

Max (TD): (sounding drunk) No way!

Doofenschmirtz: (grins) It is. It is, big time.

Emperor: I see...uh mind if I borrow that?

Doofenschmirtz: Oh sure. I got plenty of copies at home.

The Emperor quickly snatched it, chuckling cruelly.

(End Flashback)

Doofenschmirtz: Probably shouldn't have given him my plans.

Max (TD): (scoffs) You worry too much.

Jerjerrod: So he's REALLY coming.

Darth Vader: That is correct, Commander. And he is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress.

Jerjerrod: We shall double our efforts.

Darth Vader: (seriously) I hope so, Commander, for your sake. The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am.

Roger: And then I get paid, right?

Darth Vader: As long as you don't mess it up.

Roger: Ooooh, right.

Marcel: Still, I have a question, when WILL Hater and those with him arrive?

PallaPalla: Well while that Peepers guy was spazzing about preventing memories and Wander from reaching your Harveys, they mentioned they had to make a pitstop somewhere while recovering from this Dominator wannabe guy.

Marcel: Where exactly?

PallaPalla: I don't know...either Tatooine or some planet no one's ever heard of: Dagobah.

Roger: Ha! That's a swamp planet! The only things living there are monsters or bad actors.

Most laughed a bit before PallaPalla spoke.

PallaPalla: So Max, since your sidekick's dating the rabbit, should I pick a dress from this ship while we're here?

A few looked a bit concerned.

Marcel: (raises his brow) Dating, huh?

Meanwhile, on Tatooine, the familiar robots were walking down the road to Jabba's place. R2 beeped a bit to 3PO.

C-3PO: Of course I'm worried. And you should be, too. Lando Calrissian, poor Chewbacca, and their comrades never returned from this awful place.

Grounder: Well I wouldn't return anything, but you don't see me complain about it!

C-3PO: (sighs) "From" anywhere, not refundable things.

R2 whistled a bit timidly.

C-3PO: Don't be so sure. If I told you half the things I've heard about this Jabba the Hutt, you'd probably short-circuit.

Finally, they came up to a metallic door with some of them shivering.

Digit: Beep boop beep-(hacking) Sorry, drink went down the wrong pipe. Anyway, you two sure this is where we'll find Solo and Peter?

Scratch: Yep, this is it. Corner of Tatooine Way and Dr. King Boulevard.

Digit: Oh really?

At that moment, three kids whom were playing jump ropes noticed the trio.

Random Kid: Hi, R2 and Didge. You wanna come play?

Digit: (grins) Sure.

The two began jumping the rope in the boy's place while R2 beeped a bit.

Digit: (singing) Here I am on Tatooine
Jumping Double Dutch like you never seen
I know my way around a rope

Just then, R2 played out a familiar hologram.

Leia: (in the hologram) Help me Obi-Wan. You're my only hope.

Grounder: He-he-he. Kids...

Chica: We better knock, I suppose.

Bonnie: Right. Good thing you guys managed to stop our insane midnight killings.

Foxy: Aye, with the souls agreeing with work with us until the time come to pass by, we be going nutso.

Some of them looked around, looking for some sort of speaker for the door. C-3PO sighed and knocked on the door timidly. He then turned around.

C-3PO: Oh well, there doesn't seem to be anyone there. Let's go back and tell Iny and the others.

Just then, a small hatch in the middle of the door opened and a spidery mechanical arm, with a large electronic eyeball on the end popped out and looked at the three.

Group: Yipes!

Delete: Oh my gosh!

Voice: Yeees??

Delete: Hey there, we have a message for Jabba-

Voice: No, no. Jabba isn't home.

Lovey-Dovey: Oh. Well, can we leave it with someone because-

Voice: (glares) No, no.

The eye looked at the three, then laughed and zipped back into the door, slamming shut on the hatch.

Bonnie: Huh?

C-3PO: (disappointed) I don't think they're going to let us in, guys. (turns around) We better go.

Freddy: Wait, I got an idea.

Freddy then gasped, pointing.

Freddy: Hey, look! Jabba's cat escaped! I sure hope he doesn't blame the help!

Then, the eyeball came out, floating and leaving the area.

Eyeball: Kitty! Kitty! Kitty, kitty, kitty! Kitty!

The others with Digit, whom finished, looked at where the eyeball went.

Auto: You lead it away on purpose, didn't you?

Freddy: Eh, I have my ways.

He reached inside the opened hole, then pulled a lever. As the male droid prepared to leave, then all of a sudden, the massive door started to rise with a horrific metallic screech. The others faced faced the endless black cavity before looking at one another, afraid to enter.

Chica: Well...let's go.

Bonnie: Yeah...

Digit: I dunno, I think I'll wait outside.

However, he was dragged by the two.

Both: You're coming, too!

Digit: (sweatdrops) Why me?

The gang then went inside as C-3PO rushed behind after them just as the door was closing behind.

C-3PO: Guys, wait! I really don't think we should rush into all this.

As they continued down the corridor, C-3PO looked more worried. The door slammed shut with a loud crash throughout the dark passage. Just then, they were followed by two guards as Delete noticed.

Delete: Dang.

C-3PO: Just you deliver Master Luke's message and get us out of here.

Walking toward them out of the darkness was a Twi'lek named Bib Fortuna.

Bib: Die Wanna Wanga! (What do you idiots want?)

Grounder: One million dollars in pesos!

Scratch: (hits Grounder) Not that!

C-3PO: Oh, my! Die Wanna Wauaga. Well...we bring a message to your master, Jabba the Hutt.

R2-D2 beeps a bit.

C-3PO: And a gift. (confused) Gift? What gift?

Guardomon: NONE OF YOUR BEEWAX!

Bib: Nee Jabba no badda. Me chaade su goodie. (Just hand over the instructions to me.)

He was about to reach for them, but R2-D2 moves back, beeping.

C-3PO: He says that our instructions are to give it only to Jabba himself.

Eddie: We're sorry! They're for Jabba only!

Bib thought for a moment as Delete spoke.

Delete: Sorry about that. I'm afraid he's kinda stubborn about these sort of things.

Foxy: Ay. Just give us to Jabba and we be on our way.

Bib: (motions to follow) Nudd Chaa.

The group then followed him into the darkness with the guards following them.

Delete: Guys, I have a bad feeling about this.

Digit: (annoyed) Can we give that quote a rest already?

Inside Jabba's throne room, the group entered as the droidsi looked at the various creatures around the place. Then, Bib went to where Jabba was with a chained Twi'lek named OPola along with what appeared to be a creature called Salacioius B. Crumb smirking at the place. Then, Bib whispered to Jabba's ear as he chuckled. The robots fearfully came to her and bowed politely.

Most: Hi!

Delete: Good morning.

Chica: (disgusted) Oh my god! It's Alec Baldwin!

Jabba: (in Huttnesse/dryly) "Oh, ha-ha."

Bonnie: (amazed) Wow, there are all kind of manner of crazy monsters in here.

Freddy: Yeah, and they added even more for the special edition.

He pointed to a sock puppet.

Sock puppet: Hey, what are you guys doing here? Raaaah!!

They jumped forward and stood before the villain.

C-3PO: The message, Artoo, the message.

R2-D2 beeps as a a huge hologram of Luke and his friends appeared. Behind him were Mr. Bump playing with Fredbear and waving behind like an idiot.

Luke: Greetings, Exalted one. I'll make it quick and short: The name's Luke Skywalker, Jedi Knight and friends of both Han Solo and Peter Griffin....the fat extra man.

Sailor Moon: We're his friends the Kouja no Senshi and Team Spicer.

Mr. Bump: Hey, R2! Fredbear is in the shot, right?

Fredbear: Hi, Freddy! Hi Bonnie! Hi Chica! Hi Foxxy! Hi Lovey-Dovey! Hi everyone else whom names I cannot remember!

Mr. Bump: Fredbear is so smart!

Chris: We know that you're powerful and mighty, Jabba, and that your anger with Han must be equally powerful.

Sesshomaru: We seek an audience with Your Slimness to bargain for both his and Peter's life.

Stewie: Of course, most of us don't give a rat's ass about Peter, but Lois insisted on it! Whatcha gotta do?

The crowd laughed as the hologram continued.

Luke: With your wisdom, we're sure that we can work out an arrangement which will be mutually beneficial and enable us to avoid any unpleasant confrontation. As a token of my goodwill, we present to you a gift: these three droids.

The robots gasped at what he just said.

Droids: What!?

C-3PO: What did he say?

Delete: Oh man, this can't be happening!

Coconuts: (frowns) Wait a minute, does he have the right to give us away? He just stole his droids from his dead uncle.

Grounder: Well, actually, R2 ran away and we went after him-

Coconuts: Not the point!

Bowser: They are hardworking and will serve you well-

Mr. Bump: (interrupts) Hey, guys! Any chance Fredbear and I will be in a fanmake of the Ted films?

Bowser: Will you get outta here!

Fredbear: (stick tongue out) Naaaah!

Danny's Voice: Gah! Get out of there! You're ruining the message, you-

Just then, the hologram ended.

C-3PO: This can't be! Artoo, you're playing the wrong message.

Chica: (sweatdrops) Uh...

Jabba: *Ha-ha-ha-ha! There will be no bargain.*

C-3PO: (worried) We're doomed!

Jabba: *I will not give up my favorite decoration. (points to the decoration) I like Captain Solo where he
is. As of the fat man, the mutt, the crows, and kitsune.

The droids gasped as they saw the frozen Han, Spike, Welch, Phobos, Deimos, and Peter hanging against the wall, the fat man's butt is still showing.

C-3PO: Everyone, look! Master Solo! Master Griffin!

Scratch: They're still frozen in carbonite!

Coconuts: Wait, how did the crows, fat wolf, and fox get into this?

The guests laughed a bit before Jabba spoke more.

Jabba: *We even have a triple-dog-dare.*

A boy frowned at the frozen butt. He then placed his tongue reluctantly on the butt before he tried pulling the tongue free. Just then, the boy screamed, trying to move while everyone else only laughed.

Bonnie: Kid's tongue stuck to a big butt like that.

A bit later, in the dungeon, the guards took the droids into the passageway lined with holding cells. They heard cries of many creatures while a few were trying to reach out of their cells.

Lovey-Dovey: I pity those guys.

C-3PO: I don't know what's gotten into everyone. What did we ever do to them? They never expressed any unhappiness with our work, especially Grievous.

Eddie: We're sorry. We're not allowed to say anything at this point. Please try again later.

A tentacle wrapped around Delete's neck as he struggled.

Delete: Gah! Oh! Oh! Hold it! Ohh!

Then, he broke free, thanks to Foxy grabbing him. They then moved on to a door at the end of the corridor. Inside the boiler room, the guard threw the three into the boiler room.

Three: Oof!

There, they saw another robot smirking wickedly to them. Behind the robot was a torture rack, where a small work robot had its legs pulled off as it screamed. Another droid was upside down as smoking branding irons were pressed to its feet.

Robot: Gah!

Freddy: Yikes! And I thought stuffing folks into suits were hard!

The three gulped, holding onto each other while the robot, EV-9D9 grinned.

EV-9D9 Ah, good. New acquisitions. (to C-3P) You're a protocol droid, are you not?

C-3PO: (studders) Well, I uh, well-

EV-9D9: Yes or no will do.

C-3PO: (gulps) Yes...

EV-9D9: How many languages do you speak?

C-3PO: Uh...over...six million forms?

EV-9D9: Excellent. We have been without an interpreter since our master got angry with our last protocol droid and disintergrated him.

Auto: Disintergrated?

Delete: Yipes!

EV-9D9 then turned to two guards.

EV-9D9: Guards!

The two turned as they went to her.

EV-9D9: This protocol droid might be useful. Fit him with a restraining bolt and take him back to His Excellency's main audience chamber.

The two then grabbed C-3PO, dragging him as he shouted.

C-3PO: R2, EVERYONE! Don't leave me! NOOOOO!!!

R2-D2 beeps in worry as the door then closed as they were gone.

Scratch: (frowns) You jerk! How could you do that?

Eddie: Work to the wise: kick our metal asses!

R2-D2 beeps making EV-9D9 glares.

EV-929: Hmmm, you're all very feisty, but you'll both soon learn some respect. I have need for you on the master's Sail Barge. (grins) And I think you'll fit in nicely.

They heard the screams once more as they groaned sadly.

Scratch: This is not good at all.

Grounder: Will we get free tickets???

Back in the throne room, the court was becoming drunk while the party continued. All while there was a fat dancer playing and Jabba was jumping while toying with Oola. As the song ended, Jabba smiled as he spoke.

Jabba: *Yeah, do that again!*

Band Members: One two three! Go!

The band, whose are really the Mane Six wearing disguises, began playing as the band leader began playing while the band behind began playing.

Twilight: (singing) We are Fighting Dreamers Takami wo mezashite (We are Fighting Dreamers, aiming high)
Fighting Dreamers Narifuri kamawazu (Fighting Dreamers, not caring about appearances)
Fighting Dreamers Shinjiru ga mama ni (Fighting Dreamers, because we believe)
Oli Oli Oli Oh-! Just go my way!

Rainbow also sang as well while Pinkie and Applejack sang the chorus background.

Rainbow: (singing) Right here Right now

Pinkie and Applejack: Bang!

Rainbow: (singing) Buppanase Like a dangan LINER! (Fire like a bullet LINER!)
Right here Right now

Pinkie and Applejack: Burn!

The crowd inside cheered at the song that was sung while Oola was forced to dance.

Twilight: (singing) Kewashii shura no michi no naka Hito no chizu wo hirogete doko e yuku? (At the middle of a grim fighting road, we up man's map; where do we go?)
Gokusaishoku no karasu ga Sore wo ubaitotte yaburisuteta (The plant-eating crow plunders that and escapes)

Saa kokoro no me Mihiraite Shika to ima wo mikiwamero! (Now, the eye of the heart only opens to make sure of the present!)

Humane Six: Yeah!

Twilight: (singing) Ushinau mono nante nai sa Iza mairou! (There is nothing lost, so let's turn back)

We are Fighting Dreamers Takami wo mezashite (We are Fighting Dreamers, aiming high)
Fighting Dreamers Narifuri kamawazu (Fighting Dreamers, not caring about appearances)
Fighting Dreamers Shinjiru ga mama ni (Fighting Dreamers, because we believe)
Oli Oli Oli Oh-! Just go my way!

Rainbow: (singing) Right here Right now

Applejack and Pinkie: Bang!

Rainbow: (singing) Buppanase Like a dangan LINER! (Fire like a bullet LINER!)
Right here Right now

Applejack and Pinkie: Burn!

Rainbow: (singing) Buttakitteku ze Get the fire! (Finish it off Get the fire!)
Right here Right now

Applejack and Pinkie: Bang!

Just then, Oola was struggling as he pulled the chain.

Jabba: *What are you doing? Dance!*

Oola: Hell no!

Rainbow: (singing) Buppanase Like a dangan LINER! (Fire like a bullet LINER!)
Right here Right now

Applejack and Pinkie: Burn!

Rainbow: (singing) Buttakitteku ze Get the fire! (Finish it off Get the fire!)

He then pressed the button and just as the song ended, Oola fell through the trap door.

Oola: Ahhhh!

In a cell, she looked around as she got up, dusting herself.

Oola: This isn't so bad.

Just then, the door snapped shut as a growl was heard. She then noticed the creature called the Rancor growling as she screamed before being eaten in one gulp. Back above, C-3PO and the ponies in disguise looked away. Just then, they and a disguised Lando and his group glanced as they saw a few figures, bringing in Chewbacca and Brian all tied up.

Bib: (looks at them) What the-? (whispers) Jabba, it's that wookie that co-pilots with Solo.

C-3PO: (gasps) Chewbacca! Brian!

Brian: Ugh, I feel like throwing up...

The leader speaks in a language which C-3PO translates.

C-3PO: They have come for the bounty on this Wookie.

Jabba: (grins) *Finally, we got famous Chewbacca. And the stupid creature who has been eating out of my trash cans.*

Brian: Hey, was it my fault you got good food in there?

Boba looked concerned as Jabba spoke in his language.

C-3PO: (to the hunters) Uh, the illustrious Jabba the Hutt bids you welcome and will gladly pay you the reward of 25,000.

The creature shouted the same language.

C-3PO: (to Jabba) They want 50,000. No less.

Jabba: *What!?*

He knocked C-3PO off the throne into a clattering heap on the floor.

C-3PO: What did I say?

He got up as Jabba frowned, speaking in his language which C-3PO translates.

C-3PO: Jabba demands to know why he should pay that much.

The leader hunter nodded, taking out a silver Pokeball-like bomb out as C-3PO gulped.

C-3PO: It's cause they're holding a thermal detonator! Hit the deck!

Everyone else ducked down and backed away as Jabba grinned.

Jabba: *Now these hunters are my kind of scum: fearless and inventive.*

Bib: So how much, your lordness?

He then whispered to C-3PO.

C-3PO: Uh, how about 35,000 and please, for the love of Pete, take it!

They thought for a moment, then the device went dead.

C-3PO: He agrees!

The crowd then cheered while Chewbacca and Brian were led away.

Brian: Watch the fur!

All while Lando's group (in disguises) looked through their masks, noticing them.

Bloo: Now?

Lando: Not yet...we wait.

The newcomers leaned against a column and looked at the scene while Boba glanced at them.

Boba: I got a feeling these newcomers are going to be trouble...

With the captive group, they were led to their cell. When a tentacle reached out, Chewie scream growled with Brian yelping.

Brian: Ugh, it's like a walrus flossing.

Then, they were thrown into the cell as they landed on the ground. The door slammed shut as they groaned.

Brian: Well this is awkward, Chewie.

That evening, as the two suns were setting, a familiar eye arrived as he shouted.

Eyeball: Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!

Just then, a lizard creature snatched the small eye up, devouring it, then belch. That night, when everyone was asleep, a familiar face looked around a bit.

Figure 1: (quietly) Okay, I think they're all asleep.

Figure 2: Let's hurry.

Slowly and swiftly, they tiptoed to the frozen six that were hanging. When they neared the iced ones, the first creature turned off the force field, deactivating it. Then, the case slowly lowered to the floor as the other hunter looked at it. They then activated a series of switches before going to the last one.

Figures: Here goes everything.

The last lever was pulled as the coffin began to decarbonized itself. It glowed red for a moment before the hard shell began to melt. They watched as the six were slowly free. As that was happening, with Peter starting to unfreeze, some farting was heard a bit.

Peter: (wincing) Sorry! Sorry. Been building up for a while. Sorry. (continues farting) I'm sorry. I'm so sorry about this. Sorry. There we are.

Finally, they collapsed to the ground, sighing in relief before the Irish fox blinked a bit.

Welch: Agh...where in the bleedin' hell are we? This ain't the Earth the Vogons were blowing up.

Spike Wolf: Dammit, this place is too dark to see. I blame you for this, Welch.

Welch: Yeah, where the hell are we? (notices) And who the hell are you folks?

The crows cawed a bit, looking confused. Peter and Han gasped for air as the two creatures lifted them up with Han breathing deeply for air as he opened his eyes.

Peter: (blinking) I can't see!

Figure 1: Just relax for a moment. You're free of the carbonite, all of you.

Peter: Dear God, I can't see! (jumping up and down) I'm blind! I'm blind! I'm blind!

Spike Wolf: Wait, how come we animals didn't get blindness?

Figure 2: You had your eyes closed at the time.

Han: He's right. He and I can't see!

Figure 1: Shhh. Your eyesight will return in time.

Peter: Where the heck are we?

Figures: Jabba's palace.

Han: Who are you?

Just then, the two lifted their masks and voice changers off of themselves as they revealed their true faces: Leia and Lois.

Both: Someone who loves you.

Han: Leia!

Leia: We gotta get you out of here, even though Mercury's still bitter about the wolf and fox here.

Both: HEY!

The two hugged as Lois tried hugging Peter before he pushed her away.

Peter: Whoa! You are smothering me, and I need my space.

Lois: Well, excuse me for rescuing my husband!

Peter: Awww, that's sweet, Lois...but I just woke up from carboniation here! Give me time to recover before we screw each other brains out, okay?

Just then, they heard Jabba's laughter before they yelped.

Han: What's that? (frowns) I know that laugh!

The curtain on the far side of the alcove opened, revealing Jabba surrounded by the familiar figures with Jabba laughing once more, 3PO looking down, and the familiar villains with Hater laughing wickedly.

Welch: Oh! Outfoxed again!

Peter: (grins) It's the Pepsi Cola Guy!

Lord Hater: Shut up!

Peter: Are you Batman?

Lois: No, no, it's a bad guy.

Peter: (confused) Batman's a bad guy now?

Lois: (annoyed) It's not Batman!

Lord Hater: HA!! We fooled you good! YES! You really think we would fall for something stupid as a fake bomb the (mockingly) dumb princess made from scratch (glares) you made?! Well tough!! Jabba and I foresaw the plan.

Peter, however, looked surprised with a grin.

Peter: It's the 7Up guy!

A few laughed a bit.

Peepers: (annoyed) It isn't the 7Up guy.

Peter: Yeah it is. (to Jabba) Hey, say "Crisp and clean, no caffeine."

Han: (turns to Jabba) Hey, Jabba. Look, Jabba. I was just on my way to pay you back, but I got a little sidetracked. It's not my fault!

Lord Hater: And we care why?

Jabba: *It's too late for that, Solo. You may have been a good smuggler, but now you're Bantha fodder.*

Spike Wolf: Hey, we aren't really with them-

Jabba: (interrupts) *Take them away!*

Welch: Only one thing to do...RUN!!

Spike tripped on the familiar dragon tail, falling to the ground before yelping, noticing Oryctolagus glancing at him.

Spike Wolf: (sweatdrops) Oh great, that dragon from that future timeline's Darthon's back.

Lois: The others are back too, and it's a long story.

The crows cawed, trying to weakly fly, though fell a bit before they were quickly placed in a bird cage. Scarlett held the cage as she locked it.

Scarlett: Crows apprehanded. Unless someone knows how to make them human or bigger or whatnot, they aren't going anywhere.

Hater: (smirks) Perfect.

The wolf, fox, and humans were grabbed with Peter and Han dragged away.

Han: Jabba...I'll pay you triple! You're throwing away a fortune here. Don't be a fool!

Peter: Hey, at least sing the Coke or Dr. Pepper jingles before you take me away!

Lord Hater: (annoyed) Oh, someone sing something to shut him up!

Peepers: I got one! (singing) Triple Dent...

Lord Hater: NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!

Peepers: (yelps) Sorry, sir!

Jabba: (waves) *Bye-bye, human boys. We won't miss you.*

Finally, the humans were moved with Lando and Owen about to follow, though were stopped.

Jabba: (points to the females) *Bring them to me.*

Fish Eyes: Oh uh, right.

The two disguised ones with Fish Eyes pulled the females to them.

Tiger Eyes: What about the mutt and fox no one gives a crap about? What will you do with them?

Hawk Eyes: We can't carbonite them without proper equipment anymore.

Peepers: I got a list of tortures that we can use. It's all in this document.

The long document was rolled out, making the fat wolf and fox yelp in fear.

Peepers: (looks at the papers) Now besides a gum commercial, what can we use for a method of torture as well?

The princess with Lois were dragged before tossed to the ground near Jabba. As she glared at the Hutt, 3PO peeked from the monster, then turned away quickly in disgust.

Leia: (frowns) We have powerful friends and you're gonna regret this!

Jabba: *I'm sure.*

He almost reached for the females' faces, but they turned away in disgust.

Both: Ungh!

C-3PO: (covers his eyes) Ohhh, I can't bear to watch!

Lord Hater: Ugh, take it outside, Hutt, if you plan to lick them.

Most: (wincing) Ewww.

Lord Hater: Literally!

Spike Wolf: That's still gross. And I should know, even I know what NOT to eat! (quietly) At least not these two women, they'd kill me if I tried.

Meanwhile, in the dungeon, the two humans were thrown into the cell as the door slammed shut. Chewie gasped as they saw the two humans. Chewie growled as they went to the light.

Han: Chewie? Chewie, is that you?

Chewbacca roared before racing to Han, lifting off the ground with a big hugg, carrying him to the light.

Han: Ah! Chew-Chewie!

Chewie barked with glee as he smiled.

Han: Wait. I can't see, pal. What's goin' on?

The Wookie roared a bit.

Han: Luke? And those guys? Luke's crazy. They can't even take care of themselves, much less rescue anybody.

He roared a bit.

Han: (stunned) A...Jedi Knight? I-I'm out of it for a little while, everybody gets delusions of grandeur.

After a few more roars, Chewie only held Han to his chest, petting him a bit.

Han: (sighs) I'm all right, pal. I'm all right.

All while Brian looked at where Peter was recovering.

Brian: Peter? What are you doing here?

Peter: (surprised) Brian? Is that you?

Brian: Yeah, it's me. Chewie and I got caught eating out of Jabba's trash.

Peter: (wincing) Well, I guess the good news is we're not being pushed into a giant anus in the desert.

Brian: (notices) What's wrong with your eyes?

Peter: Han and I'm blind. It's part of the hibernation sickness. That and these lesions, and the fatigue that I've been feeling, and the persistent cough.

He coughed a bit with some blood spilling out.

Brian: You might, uh you might have two things.

(ED: Asue no Yuuki by Keiko Yoshinari)