Roxladdin 1

A/N: I thank JusSonic, Neros, DBV, and the Aladdin movie for inspiration.

(OP: Naked Flower by Romi Park)

"Julayla presents"

"Roxladdin"

We cut to a desert somewhere. As we pulled in, we see a figure riding on a camel on his way somewhere. He is an old duck scientist in bifocal glasses. He is Professor Ludwig Von Drake. As he rides, he begins to sing.

Ludwig: (singing) Oh I come from a land
From a faraway place
Where the caravan camels roam
Where they cut off your ear
If they don't like your face
It's barbaric, but hey--it's home!
When the wind's at your back
And the sun's from the west
And the sand in the glass is right
Come on down,
Stop on by
Hop a carpet and fly
To another Arabian night!

The duck and his camel arrive at their destination, an arabian city called "Toonatopia". Ludwig continues singing as they passed by people and stuff.

Ludwig: (singing) Arabian nights
Like Arabian days
More often than not
Are hotter than hot
In a lot of good ways

Arabian nights
'Neath Arabian moons
A fool off his guard
Could fall and fall hard
Out there on the dunes

The professor's camel was soon out of breath and collapsed. Ludwig got off and dusted himself off of any sand. He then looked at someone (namely us) and smiled.

Ludwig: Ah, hello and good evening, my young friends. Come closer.

The camera went too close and slammed Ludwig in the face.

Ludwig: (squished) Oh, close...a little too close.

The camera pulled out as the duck straightened his beak.

Ludwig: Ho-ho! Very good. Ahem. (looks) Welcome to Toonatopia, city of mystery, enchantment...and all the best stuff this side of Atlanta!

He pulled a cord from the box and a selling stand with souvenirs came out. Then, the duck stood behind it.

Ludwig: Come on, over here. Take a look.

He took out a device.

Ludwig: (smiles) This is a new product, combined hookah and coffee maker-also makes Julienne fries.

He demonstrated it to the viewer as he spoke what he was doing. The duck tapped the machine on the side of the stand as he continued.

Ludwig: It will not break, it-

Then, as he tapped too hard, it broke on his hands.

Ludwig: (annoyed) It broke.

He threw it away and took out some Tupperware.

Ludwig: (excited) Ah, my, my. I have never seen one of these intact before. This is the famous Cartoonia Tupperware! Listen.

He opened it and made a raspberry.

Ludwig: Still good. Ho-ho-ho!

The camera moved to leave. The duck, seeing it, and ran to stop the camera.

Ludwig: Wait, wait! Don't go yet!

It stopped as Ludwig sighed.

Ludwig: (smirks) I see now that it's something rare you wanted. (digs in his pockets) I think you may be interested in...these.

Seven emeralds were revealed as he took them out.

Ludwig: Before you can say anything, you got to remember that it isn't what's on the outside that counts, but what's inside.

The camera began to leave, but he stopped it as he spoke.

Ludwig: These aren't ordinary jewels! These seven emeralds has once changed the life of a very important young man. The man who, like these emeralds, is more than what he seemed. (whispers) The Diamond in the Rough.

It stopped, whoever was interested while the professor smiled.

Ludwig: Ah, you want to hear the tale, right?

He took out some sand nearby as he spoke.

Ludwig: It all begins on a dark night.

He threw the sand into the sky, which formed stars as he narrated.

Ludwig's Voice: Where a dark man waits, with a dark purpose.

The camera went down as we see the dark man waiting on a horse as the story began. He wore completely black, color-tinted glasses and had pale skin with a cruel evil look on his face. He was Judge Doom. With him were five weasels: four of them brown furred and one gray.

The first one wore a pimp pink jacket with a white shirt underneath with a chain hanging from his pocket. He also had a diamond pinned on his tie. He was the leader, Smart Ass or to them Wise Guy or Smarty.

The second one had a stupid look with his tongue hanging out of his mouth, wearing a blue-white striped T-shirt too small with sneakers, and a propeller hat on his head. He was known as Stupid.

The third one, being gray, wore a dirty button-up shirt, a black vest, and a hat that had cigarettes pushed on his head. The coughing weasel was Wheezy.

The fourth one had black hair and wore a green zoot suit with matching hat (a long green jacket, white shirt underneath, long green pants that were too tall), a red tie, and golf shoes. He was known only as Greasy.

The final one had spikes on his fur, swirling eyes, and wore a white straight-jacket. He was known only as Psycho.

The six waited as another figure on a horse appeared and rode up to them. The rider of that horse got off and glared at the judge.

Doom: (narrows) You are late, Justin.

Psycho: (mutters) Good thing he ain't referring to my real name...

Justin: (bows) Thousand apologies, oh patient one.

Doom: Do you have it, then?

Justin: (taking it out) I had to spam and murder a few lives, but I got it.

He took out a half of a golden dungbeetle. The judge reached for it, but the spammer pulled it back with a smirk.

Justin: (smirks) Ah-ah! Remember our deal! The loot.

A foot kicked it off, that being the leading weasel.

Justin: Gah! (glares) Why you!

He grabbed the beetle, then tossed it to Doom.

Doom: (taking out another half of the dungbeetle) Trust me, my idiotic friend. You'll get what's coming to you.

Stupid: Oh boy, is it a party?

The leader kicked him as the others watched the judge connect the two dungbeetles into one. Then, the medallion flew out of his hands, flew around, and flew out into the desert.

Doom: Quickly, we must not lose it! Follow the trail!

The weasels, shoving each other, got on the horse, though Stupid tried holding onto the tail. The group then headed off in pursuit to the flying beetle. The beetle continued to fly on very fast until it stopped by a huge dune. It then became halves again and dug right into the sand. It soon makes two glowing lights in the sand. Suddenly dune begins to rise up and, as the horses stops upon arrival, the dune transforms into a giant head that looks like a tiger. The tiger opened its mouth.

Doom: (getting off the horse) Yes, after all these years! The Cave of Wonders!

The weasels smirked.

Justin: Whoa...

Doom: (to Justin) Now remember! Bring me seven emeralds! The rest of the treasure is yours, but the emeralds are mine!

Justin: Okay then...for a bunch of lousy emeralds, they're probably trouble for you.

Greasy: (quietly/Spanish accent) Caramba, boss, where'd you guys dig up this bozo at? The spammer site?

Wise Guy: (quietly) Quiet, Grease!

The six continued to look on as Justin reached the entrance. He was about to enter, but the entrance began to roar, pushing him back. Justin looked up and gasped as he saw the cave talking.

Cave: Who disturbs my slumber?

Justin: Uh, it is I, Justin Lawson! A humble fanfic spammer!

Cave: (growling) Know this. Only one can enter here. One whose worth lies far within. A diamond in the rough.

The last words echoed everywhere as Justin gave a nervous look to Judge Doom.

Doom: (glaring) What are you waiting for? Go on!

He hesitated at first, then moved one foot inside the cave. He reached the steps that lead down further. Justin closed his eyes, putting one foot on one step and waited. When nothing happened, he sighed in relief. Then, the cave roared again as Justin screams in fear as he tried to run. But the entrance closed with him still inside. The dune began to fall back to normal, sending sand everywhere and knocking the weasels and judge down. Then, the beetle halves fell out as the cave echoed.

Cave: Seek thee out, the diamond in the rough.

Wheezy, popping out of the sand, coughed some sand and a bent cigarrette out.

Wheezy: Ick! Remind me never to smoke sand with cigarettes.

Stupid: (popping out) Let's do that again!

He was kicked by the boss as he spoke.

Wise Guy: I can't believe it! I just don't believe it!

Greasy: Bleck! We is never gonna get a hold of those estupido emeralds!

Psycho: (sighs) Yeah, just forget it! (looks at himself) Look at me, I get so nervous, I feel like a bird molting! He-he-he!

Doom: Patience, my three weasels. Justin Lawson was obviously very unworthy.

Psycho: Yeah, as if having my real name wasn't bad enough!

Wise Guy: (sarcastically) Oh, there's a big surprise!

Wheezy: (sarcastically) I think I'm gonna die laughing from not being surprised!

Stupid: We're in trouble? Oh no, duh, what are we gonna do? We got a big problem, a very big-

He whacked the five as the judge spoke.

Doom: (narrows) Yes, we do. Only one may enter...I must find this one...this diamond in the rough.